#ianwerthings

[punkpresentmic]

Eyyyyyy congratulations!

Thanks! 💖

[punkpresentmic]

What site were you using for your height comparisons earlier? I've never seen one with an option for kids before

https://www.heightcomparison.com

HeightComparison is the most accurate tool on the internet to compare height between people, or objects.

[punkpresentmic]

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Spa AU. Shouta's doctor/therapist/Nemuri demands he take some steps to relax & de-stress for his health. Hizashi is the massage therapist at the fancy spa who has to deal with this cranky asshole who doesn't really want to be there.

Shouta immediately becomes the guy who falls asleep & snores on the massage table.

He's also a single dad, so Eri comes along most days too. The spa workers all adore her; she gets her nails done, gets to swim in the pool, have some snacks, etc.

Shouta reluctantly sips wine through a bendy straw in his fluffy robe by the pool while he waits for his Suggested Relaxation Time to be over. Hizashi hops down for some laps on his break while it's empty. They get to have their obligatory Oh no he's hot moments & an actual get-to-know-you conversation. Eri probably runs in at this point & Hizashi connects the shocking dots between this grumpy guy & the angelic child who's taken a shine to him.

[punkpresentmic]

Without context, saying Kill All Your Friends is Rooftop Gang, that must be funny.

You're right though.

They can have a little platonic murder, as a treat <3

(not my post though—it’s here from @scream-mans-friend :) )

[punkpresentmic]

I've read every chapter of Seashores and Chaperones and I just wanna say this is probably my favorite bnha fanfic ever. I love the way you write both present mic and eraser head and I can't wait for you to update. In general you're one of my favorite blogs 🖤

Aaaaa thanks so much!! 💖💖💖