#ic actions.

[catboii]

> You’ve holed yourself up in the bathroom with the remains of your not-corpse and all of Tech’s various cleaning products, most of which you didn’t even know existed. What’s this blue stuff? You unscrew it, fumbling with the child safety mechanism for longer than is respectable, then give it a whiff. The smell hits you like a cat sniffing nail polish and you recoil, blinking your eyes. You’re still gonna drink it though. You’re still gonna drink it. 

Since you’ve already drank over two litres of various bleaches and disinfectants, you have absolutely no taste left. So this stuff tastes great! It tastes very... Orange. You pour some on the floor to make sure it really is blue. It’s thick and globs onto the bathroom mat, which is soon going to be ruined. You don’t even remember what started all this! But you’re having a good time.

Your throat burns. 

[catboii]

> Sneak into Tech's place and cover every inch of his walls in multicoloured sticky notes. That should keep you busy for a while.