for claire
[5/13/2013 1:46:56 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: explain spotlight fallacy, enoshima-kun!!
[5/13/2013 1:47:19 AM] ⊱ ᴄ - ᴄʟᴜᴛᴄʜ ✧ ʜɪᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ ♛: yeah!! explain that!! and i'll, uh... give you a reward.
[5/13/2013 1:47:56 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: yes! rewards might help her, kuwata-kun!
[5/13/2013 1:49:09 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: ..... YOU DON'T HAVE TO RP IT O M G
[5/13/2013 1:49:23 AM] ⊱ ᴄ - ᴄʟᴜᴛᴄʜ ✧ ʜɪᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ ♛: yes we do
[5/13/2013 1:49:53 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: senpai's having a hard time th o erasing and writing and erasin
[5/13/2013 1:50:15 AM] ⊱ ᴄ - ᴄʟᴜᴛᴄʜ ✧ ʜɪᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ ♛: give 'er a break, ishimaru. shit's hard, yeah?
[5/13/2013 1:50:46 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: ummmmmmmmmm. isn't that like, when ... an assumption is made that applies to an entire group just because a smaller portion gets attention in the media for it? hey! it's like that one time where kuwata-kun posted that dirty thing online and a lot of models got a bad rep! right?
[5/13/2013 1:50:52 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: im crying
[5/13/2013 1:51:25 AM] ⊱ ᴄ - ᴄʟᴜᴛᴄʜ ✧ ʜɪᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ ♛: ehehe, its not my fault they didn't lock their dressing rooms...
[5/13/2013 1:51:41 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: bye, kuwata-kun. next!
[5/13/2013 1:52:23 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: excellent answer, enoshima-kun! now, what is relativist fallacy?
[5/13/2013 1:52:50 AM] ⊱ ᴄ - ᴄʟᴜᴛᴄʜ ✧ ʜɪᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ ♛: < notices a bottle of lube on the nightstand; silent shrieking >
[5/13/2013 1:54:24 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: [doesn't turn to look at leon, but] kuwata-kun, is there something wrong?
[5/13/2013 1:54:50 AM] ⊱ ᴄ - ᴄʟᴜᴛᴄʜ ✧ ʜɪᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ ♛: uh, no, keep... studying! haha, yeah.
[5/13/2013 1:54:57 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: oh my god that's totally, like super easy. you think a question like that can stump me, junko enoshima?
[5/13/2013 1:58:47 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: .......? [adjusts his glasses, clears throat, flips through textbook] enoshima-kun, for example, we are discussing a topic and i say something to divert attention from the subject, what do you call that type of fallacy?
[5/13/2013 2:00:58 AM | Edited 2:01:04 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: another easy one! wow, maybe i'm shsl genius after all ? aw, man, i'm not even really helping, am i? < sneaky-sneaks over surreptitiously and shoves the cuffs in the closet >
[5/13/2013 2:05:06 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: [notices leon has been a bit shifty, looks over] kuwata-kun, is there something wrong? perhaps you need something? [turns back to junko] but enoshima-kun, you've gotten all answers right so far! i believe you studied well. another question, give me your own example of post hoc fallacy.
[5/13/2013 2:09:46 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: hey, hey! don't pay attention to him, okay? or else i'll get super mega jealous 3 pfft, of course i studied well. what do you think me and kuwata-kun do together all the time? he's a really, really great tutor even though he looks pretty dumb! okay, let's seee! i ate a piece of chocolate and i didn't get to book this one shoot. therefore, the chocolate caused me to lose the shoot!
[5/13/2013 2:14:24 AM | Edited 2:20:33 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: i see! kuwata-kun, you should attend study sessions with kyoudai, fujisaki-kun and i! you might be of great help! [scribbles more notes on index cards] that's correct yet again, enoshima-kun! but can your example apply to questionable cause?
[5/13/2013 2:19:38 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: yeah, kuwata-kun! why don't you go study with them.
[5/13/2013 2:21:18 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: just like with baseball huh? and don't even talk to me about bein' a natural when you got two of 'em right there.
[5/13/2013 2:29:12 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: yeah, of course kiyotaka-kun! they're generally the same right? gosh, y'know i think they make all this stuff up to confuse me 3 horrible isn't it? absolutely horrible!
[5/13/2013 2:48:57 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: e-easier time if..... what were that way.... kuwata-kun? [confused]
[5/13/2013 2:49:46 AM] ⊱ ᴄ - ᴄʟᴜᴛᴄʜ ✧ ʜɪᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ ♛: if all girls of the same type had the same opinion about me, you know? a good opinion, mind you!
[5/13/2013 2:51:15 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: well, if all girls had the same good opinion of you, wouldn't that be a little.... unfair to the other boys? [thinkin about kyoudai]
[5/13/2013 2:53:22 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: awww, come on. i'm sure a girl out there likes you
[5/13/2013 2:56:49 AM | Edited 2:58:30 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: hm! enoshima-kun, the statement in question is if "the opinion is true or false for the girl", not if they have a special condition that exempts them, so the best answer would be the relativist fallacy! remember this, this will be in the test! [looks at leon] i'm very sure there are girls who like you, kuwata-kun, you are a very promising young man after all!
[5/13/2013 2:58:48 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: ... suit up, partner.
[5/13/2013 3:06:57 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: [ hoRRIFIED ] I- I- I!!! DO NOT WISH TO PARTICIPATE ANY LONGER!!!!!!
[5/13/2013 3:08:11 AM] ⊱ ᴄ - ᴄʟᴜᴛᴄʜ ✧ ʜɪᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ ♛: < yells > boo, you whore!
[5/13/2013 3:09:57 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: oh come on! don't be a big nerd (appeal to ridicule). i mean, kuwata-kun and i are going to do it anyways, so why don't you just join in? (bandwagon). i'm sure oowada-kun would agree do it if he was in your ... position. (two wrongs make a right) (awwyeheheh 3 in one)
[5/13/2013 3:10:08 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: (.....im stayin up until i can list and explain 30)
[5/13/2013 3:11:35 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: ( 3 in 1........ bed )
[5/13/2013 3:11:44 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: ( im so do NE)
[5/13/2013 3:11:46 AM] ⊱ ᴄ - ᴄʟᴜᴛᴄʜ ✧ ʜɪᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ ♛: ( GOD DAMMTKT )
[5/13/2013 3:11:57 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: ( cHAN)
[5/13/2013 3:11:59 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: :^)
[5/13/2013 3:18:00 AM | Edited 3:21:00 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: kyoudai would never! he is my brother after all!! (begging the question) and you're taking all of these accounts from parties that would clearly answer the same thing! (biased sample) and don't you tell me that i don't want to jump in simply because i am a 'nerd', i simply don't feel like this is the right time! and place! and people!
[5/13/2013 3:21:54 AM] ⊱ ᴄ - ᴄʟᴜᴛᴄʜ ✧ ʜɪᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ ♛: not the right people? are you stupid, man? we're the best at this!! (ridicule) ... uh, who are the right people, anyway? (leon being a nosy shit)
[5/13/2013 3:23:48 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: wow ... you just really hurt my feelings, kiyotaka-kun ... if you agree i'll be super happy again ? ( appeal to emotion ).
[5/13/2013 3:27:33 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: i'm starting to regret ever joining this...!! [ :'( ] i'm sorry, enoshima-kun, but if i do... we might end up doing something bad!! (slippery slope) and i know better than to do this with you, i know all the rules after all! (special pleading) kuwata-kun...... it's none of your business to know who!
[5/13/2013 3:29:13 AM] ⊱ ᴄ - ᴄʟᴜᴛᴄʜ ✧ ʜɪᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ ♛: okay, okay. chill out, man. we don't even need to go for a home run, we can just... get to second base? (middle ground) how about that? < totally joking >
[5/13/2013 3:32:10 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: ugh, y'know what i totally change my mind! there's no way in hell i'd do it with a nerd like him. besides, i think this study session is long over and i just need my reward right now, please~ 3 you can watch though? if you want ~
[5/13/2013 3:32:40 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: ngh! my parents taught me that this is something i should do with the one i love! (genetic fallacy) so, i won't accept anyway! [shakes head furiously] ...... i'll just see myself out, enoshima-kun.
[5/13/2013 3:33:06 AM] ⊱ ᴄ - ᴄʟᴜᴛᴄʜ ✧ ʜɪᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ ♛: ( starts a slow clap because youre literally shsl rpers )
[5/13/2013 3:33:48 AM] ♞⋮{# hard⋆ WORKER;: ( thank you thank you you did gr8 too :') )
[5/13/2013 3:34:24 AM] ⊹ 「 ◢⋮bubblegum` : ◞ ♥!bitch: whatever.