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“I’VE BEEN BACK FOR OVER TEN SECONDS AND NO ONE HAS YET TO PIN ME DOWN AND FUCK ME STUPID THIS IS A DISGRACE--”
“A-are you insane?! Why-- why the hell would you want anyone to--?”
“No, no, the god’s got a point.”
“...Am I seriously surrounded by fucking idiots?”
“Apparently so. You ought to surround yourself with books instead, they make for much better companions~”
“I found this book in the trash and I just want to say that it’s mine now and I’ll be hunting down whoever threw it away in the first place and magic their mouth stuck to their own ass because throwing books away is a crime and they clearly need to be punished.”
"Sorry, I was just trying to help you get the book, let me pull you out." The klutz tried to pull Orin out, only to pull his pants and underwear off together. He was really stuck in there.
Huh?
Why did his bottom half suddenly feel so chilly...
"...Did you just...?" Orin groaned in utter disbelief and let his head flop back down onto the floor. Of all the things... Well, at least he finally got his hands on that book. Silver lining and all, right?
"Don't try to pull me out! Just...just move one shelf. No, go find someone else to move it!"
The man's eyes went wide once he saw Orin's backside. He quickly wracked his brain for a reason to touch it, hastily coming up with an excuse. "Sorry, let me help." The man gripped Orin's ass and pushed him, further wedging him between the bookcases. He might have a harder struggle getting back out. ;3
"Hey!" The fey yelped, startled, trying to glance back over his shoulder, but it was so tight between the shelves that he could barely move. He kicked his leg, trying to find some traction, but it was near impossible to crawl back out. He squeezed and squirmed and...
...nothing. All he did was make his sides and shoulders sore.
"What'd you do that for?" Orin groaned, a whine to his voice as he dropped forward onto the floor, head pressed against his arms. "I'm stuck! You better find some way to move these shelves!"
"I'm so sorry Orin, the book you requested fell between these bookshelves. Are you able to reach them, they are far too heavy to move." Then man apologizes profusely, being so klutzy that he dropped the book in such a tight space.
"Tsk, treating my books so disrespectfully..." Orin hmph'd, floating over to glance between the shelves. Indeed, there it was, lying innocently on the floor, and without hesitation, the fey kneeled down and reached inside.
No, still too far. Maybe if he...
He shifted and squirmed until he'd managed to squeeze his upper body between the shelves, silently glad that his body was small enough, fingertips just barely grazing the spine of the book.
"Almost...there..."
Which of your muses wants to fuck mermen? uwu
You know Ver wouldn't say no.
Len would be curious (though he'd never admit that out loud).
Theodore would be very curious too.
Ranpo would love to try, just because he wants to find out if real mermen actually exist.
Orin wouldn't mind either (one of his many, many favorite books is the Little Mermaid, after all!).
Who else of your muses would love to get ravaged by a crazed werewolf?
"Me!"
"I...I do have to admit that I'm really curious..."
Interested incubus noises.
"Pfft, like that's even a question."
"Well, I guess it'd be fun to try if I'm ever out of books to read."
"Um...i-if he's okay with me...?"
