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[rakeinthelake]

💪 YUO

    yet another symbol meme - closed !

           💪 pick up and carry my muse 

unfortunately, no matter how fast two little goose legs can run, 6 ft plus of pure muscle and strength is going to be faster. so, this caper has ended, dio’s feet pics remain with their rightful owner (for now). and, also the goose is now stuck, as its tiny 3 ft frame can easily be held down by 6 ft plus of big arm and dumb ass 

but, the goose has one last trick up its feathers. it takes the man’s hat that is just barely in beak range. 

the hat is too big. it covers the goose’s whole head.

but, the goose is now gogo and ready to go a bizarre adventure!

[rakeinthelake]

🗨️ (such a good agent of chaos)

        yet another symbol meme

unfortunately, the goose does not understand english and thus doesn’t understand what this man is saying. but the man does sound condescending and rude! 

so the goose, like the good agent of chaos it is, steals the little weird doll the man has as just revenge for what might be or might not be mean words. it also might or might not be trying to throw the plush down a river. 

[rakeinthelake]

🤗 - kitaro hugs goose

yet another symbol meme

           🤗 hug my muse

now, the goose hates this physical affection. these hugs that are caused by love are something it detests, because it doesn’t understand love. it only understands hate. 

so, the goose honks loudly and spreads its wings! honk! honk! it’s loud, it’s noisy, it putting up a ruckus–

but… it turns out, all of that is just a ruse. the clever little goose’s loud, noisy actions are all just a cover for its real intentions. its real dastardly plan to enact vengeance against the boy who dared hug it… is to steal his keys. 

and the goose is off again! with kitaro’s keys! goodbye kitaro! hope you don’t plan on going home tonight!

[rakeinthelake]

✋ good goose. nice goose. please give me back my sandal

      yet another symbol meme

             ✋ give my muse a pat on the head.

what a nice, gentle man! his pats are really nice and his voice is extremely soothing! the goose leans in to get more pats and–

steals his other sandal.

 the goose runs off now, honking happily, for it has finally completed its goal for today – steal the other sandal and complete the pair.

[rakeinthelake]

🎉 - celebrate with my muse.

      yet another symbol meme

             🎉 celebrate with my muse

the goose has set up a nice picnic in the park to celebrate it’s first day anniversary with ms. goose. the picnic is nicely arranged, with fruits and sandwiches stolen from the finest parkgoers! 

ms. goose never shows up. why isn’t ms. goose not here? she can’t even walk! oh, well, someone must’ve showed up and taken ms. goose back to her rightful place in someone’s lawn. 

but, it seems someone else has arrived at the goose’s picnic. he doesn’t look like ms. goose. in fact, he is very ugly to the goose unlike ms. goose. the goose doesn’t want him to be at its picnic.

[rakeinthelake]

📜 more headcanons! (i want to really know the inner machinations of this goose.)

I GOTCHU. i will one day write about the goose’s wee young days as a baby goose chasing ants. also i have headcanon memes i still need to respond to

[rakeinthelake]

🗨️

     yet another symbol meme

            🗨️  verbally praise my muse

the goose has done nothing to deserve this praise and, honestly, it doesn’t understand the boy’s praise because it doesn’t understand non-honks.

in fact, it stole the boy’s sock when he was praising it and it’s now running away. 

how did it steal the boy’s sock (the very one he was wearing)? pure (beak) skills.

[rakeinthelake]

✋

     yet another symbol meme

            ✋ pat my muse’s head

the goose is tired of being pat on the head by people it doesn’t know! is it because the goose is fun sized and easy to pat? is it because the goose looks too cute for its own good?!

it’s going to pat your head instead, pretty boy! come here!