Bro-Ken Hearts ❤️🔥
“My heart’s been borrowed and yours has been blue. All’s well that ends well to end up with you.”
These lover lyrics line up with my theory that their broken hearts are connected to yet another 90’s trend: a set of BFF necklaces…
🤞🏼+❤️ -> ✌🏼+💔 -> 🤞🏼+❤️🩹
Bro Heart - Ken Heart
💛 - ❤️ = 💔 + ♥️
Taylor - Muse = Tay Tay + A team
“Why would you wanna break a perfectly good heart? It’s not unbroken anymore. How do I get it back the way it was before?”
Bro heart
The muse’s half of the broken heart has been loaned to their friends, aka the ones allowed to crash in the living room. This would be both musically with people like Ed Sheeran, and physically with bearding partners such as Travis Kelce.
“Trust him like a brother.”
Ken heart
Taylor’s half of the broken heart has been hidden in plain sight, just like the (scarlet letter) ace up her sleeve. She’s been performing the role of both Barbie and Ken via a one woman show. Ken = Taylor™s
“I felt more when we played pretend than with all the Kens.”
Bro Heart + Ken Heart
💛+❤️≠🧡 💛+♥️=💊
Tay Tay = Taylor + Taylor™ ✌🏼
“These desperate prayers are the cursed man ssss-pill-ing out to you for free. But darling, darling, please. You wouldn’t take my word for it if you knew who was talking.” -🐍♾️🦋
The (queer) love story woven throughout Taylor’s lyrics feels like a romantic version of the parent trap, with each side of the swifties and gaylors representing the separated parents who have only see one half of the story at a time.
Reuniting both sides of Taylor (Taylor + Taylor™ metaphorically and/or Taylor + Muse literally) will allow everyone to understand how both sides of the story belong together. Then and only then will we finally be able to reunite together as one cohesive fanbase once and for all.
“I can do it with a Bro-Ken heart!” 🫶🏻















