#icantmakethisstuffup

[teechcartoon]

Today’s Teech: They sent their kid to school on parent/teacher conferences and made it to 5 o’clock without knowing where their child was.  At least the parent came in.

PS...the daycare figured the parent didn’t know and just held on to the kid all day. They were safe.

[mrlamarsworld]

If, “I don’t need to hire anyone to make my signs. I can do it myself !” was a person ! #Sing tho ?! 🤣 ~#MDLS 👑 #FixItJesus #ReadingIsFundamental #ICantMakeThisStuffUp https://www.instagram.com/p/CM-xtclhLdT/?igshid=1oggwkt2asgi5

[candislv]

#Wow #TheIgnoranceShownInHerWording #RelaxHuh #ICantMakeThisStuffUp #ExplainItLikeImInKindergarten #AllLivesMatterButTodayWeAreTalkingAboutTheBlackOnes #BlackLivesMatter #PleaseReadThisShh #TheStruggle #NowDoYouGetIt #AnybodyWannaTellMe https://www.instagram.com/p/CA638aaHx8O/?igshid=1tf77o3iox6vg

[junktionalley]

So glad the furgirls and I made it back to East Texas last night so we can get the feeders filled back up in time for National Squirrel Appreciation Day today. Who knew??? And y'all knooow how much I loooove having them gobble up all of the bird seed I put out! Not! Seriously, who makes up these days? Have a great day! Be nice to the squirrels today. #loveandkisses #squirrels #squirrelappreciationday #january21st #Icantmakethisstuffup #foreverhome #easttexas #quitmanlife #QuitmanTx (at Quitman, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7mICAmn7Qf/?igshid=1sqrdjpdz9z9b

[najeematvonline]

Oh SUNDAY FUNDAY!!! The homie @silentdrama00 came to visit, drink (beer & expensive a$$ drinks) eat grits and SEE MY CITY. We saw the sites and brunched with my board. #charlestonmybeloved #icantmakethisstuffup 😛#soulcialiting (at Charleston, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5WBtxWBTIn/?igshid=d1bf34mxclnc

[mellyhatchet]

What's in a name? Well, this road name says it all! We quit using dairy because dairy = rape. #GoVegan #dairyisrape #RaperDairy #icantmakethisstuffup https://www.instagram.com/p/B4CcefXHr_2/?igshid=q33u9chds1j9

[vincyspeaks]

Well...we tried lol! At the best part of the movie...the power went out! Now we have to go see it again to watch the end😂#icantmakethisstuffup #toystory4 #whatwesawwasgood https://www.instagram.com/p/BzHTHCIJwgf/?igshid=16sepzqyhhvhj

[pethomas1223]

In my voter's pamphlet running for Soil & Water conservation commissioner. #EE_I_EE_I_OH_MY_GOSH!! #icantmakethisstuffup #OregonVoting #LoveMailinVoting #KeepPortlandWeird #KeepOregonWeird (at On the Home Front) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp2H_DFlvyr_4yzejrHWZYHfP_3r_Xv0FQ9L5U0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=e3sqg6x7eqv5