#icarus alba

[incorrectdeathatalowprice]

Icarus: I’m gay but no boys are kissing me? Rude.

[incorrect-daalp-quotes]

Jeremy: *nudges icarus awake at 4 am* Do you like me?

Icarus: … I MARRIED YOU

Jeremy: Yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a husband? Unclear.

[managersbaseballbat]

Icarus/Jeremy aesthetic from @death-at-a-low-price

[tinypaperstar]

Jeremy and Icarus from the podcast @death-at-a-low-price, based on this post.

[incorrectdeathatalowprice]

Jeremy: Not being dramatic or anything, but I think I’ve actually spent about 10 months of this year tired and sad.

Icarus: But at least you’re gay, right?

Jeremy: At least I’m gay.

[incorrectdeathatalowprice]

Jeremy: Oh that’s so sweet, I’ve never had a boyfriend willing to commit arson for me before.

Eugene: It gets old.

[incorrectdeathatalowprice]

Icarus: “Cheap things to do in [x] city” never consider that anything is possible if you’re not a coward. You can cry in public. You can scream in public. You can get completely naked and try to hail a taxi. The possibilities are endless. You can enter the lobby of an olive garden and then leave the olive garden. You can do this as many times as you want until they call the cops. That's called free will baby. You could steal someone's lawn furniture. You could die. You could curl into a little ball in a Rite-Aid. Who fucking knows honey?

Kiera: Are you okay?

[incorrectdeathatalowprice]

Jeremy: Good response to getting stabbed with a knife? 

Elliot: "Rude." 

Icarus: "That's fair." 

Kiera: "Not again." 

Kennedy: "Are you gonna want this back, or can I keep it?"