Kennedy is a fucking cowboy Ollie

Based of my pal @ollie-official's podcast, Death at a Low Price | Call the mod Queenie/Julie/Shay | they/them please | Please put a source with your submitted quotes! I am not able to track down every single one! |

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“Yeehaw”

~Kennedy (from @death-at-a-low-price )

[death-at-a-low-price]

The only person saying yeehaw in this household is me….celebratory yeehaw because we’re almost back. -Ollie

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Yeehaw

-Ollie, actually

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“Kennedy Lacey“, “Elliot Harris“, “Manager”, “Icarus Alba”, “Jeremy Harris“, “Eugene Baker”, “Kiera Jennings”, “Hannah Plymouth”, “Bundle Buddy“: Posts and quotes relating to those specific characters.

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When I was a kid, I told my mom I could see God. And uh, when she asked me what he looked like, I said he was a wheelbarrow.

Kennedy

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Icarus: So uh, you’re the other security guard?

Elliot: Right right right! I’m what we consider the ‘gay time’ security guard

Icarus: Uhh, but the windows are blacked out tho

Elliot: Yeah?

Icarus: Uh, how can you tell if it’s gay?

Elliot: Oh, we can’t

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Jeremy: *nudges icarus awake at 4 am* Do you like me?

Icarus: … I MARRIED YOU

Jeremy: Yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a husband? Unclear.

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Manager: Alright listen up you little shits

Manager: Not you Elliot, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here

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Love is a mysterious....mystery

Elliot, probably

[shwarmadillo]

when I was growing up, my teachers always used to tell me stupid shit like “do your homework, Kennedy. stop making spitballs, Kennedy. don’t stab the other students, Kennedy. murder is illegal, Kennedy.” blah blah blah.

Kennedy Lacey, actual Murder Son (via why-is-the-sky-pink)

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Kennedy: Aw babe, you have a crush on me? That’s cute

Eugene: We’re married

Kennedy: Still…

[death-at-a-low-price]

How to deal with undying love of DaaLP p2: send quotes to me over @incorrect-daalp-quotes -Queenie

hell ya

-Ollie

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Kennedy: My s.o. is in another dimension so while they’re gone I’m gonna cut all the sleeves off my shirts

Kiera: Why

Kennedy: They’re basically 85% of my impulse control

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Y'all'n’t’ve

Kennedy

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Oh yeah, jsyk i dont get notified when people submit things so it might take a while for me to see submissions. You can always message me to make sure i got it if you need to

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AU where everyone is a cowboy. Yeehaw pardner

Banned. Blocked. Reported.

-Ollie

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DANGIT

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You break it, we fix it! This is Manny.

Manager

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Eugene, pinching his fingers close together: I’m THIS close to kicking your ass!

Manager, doing the same: Well I’m THIS close to kicking YOUR ass!

Eugene: Let’s settle this like men!

Eugene: Kennedy, who’s fingers are closer?

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Kennedy: Who the hell is trying to call me?

Eugene: Me.

Eugene:

Eugene, whispering: Pick up. It’s love on the line.