“Yeehaw”
~Kennedy (from @death-at-a-low-price )
The only person saying yeehaw in this household is me….celebratory yeehaw because we’re almost back. -Ollie
Yeehaw
-Ollie, actually

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@incorrect-daalp-quotes
“Yeehaw”
~Kennedy (from @death-at-a-low-price )
The only person saying yeehaw in this household is me….celebratory yeehaw because we’re almost back. -Ollie
Yeehaw
-Ollie, actually
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“daalp“ and “death at a low price”: For those that follow the tags.
“Kennedy Lacey“, “Elliot Harris“, “Manager”, “Icarus Alba”, “Jeremy Harris“, “Eugene Baker”, “Kiera Jennings”, “Hannah Plymouth”, “Bundle Buddy“: Posts and quotes relating to those specific characters.
“not a quote”: Mods talking, or daalp content that isn’t directly a quote.
“Mod jay“: it me.
When I was a kid, I told my mom I could see God. And uh, when she asked me what he looked like, I said he was a wheelbarrow.
Kennedy
Icarus: So uh, you’re the other security guard?
Elliot: Right right right! I’m what we consider the ‘gay time’ security guard
Icarus: Uhh, but the windows are blacked out tho
Elliot: Yeah?
Icarus: Uh, how can you tell if it’s gay?
Elliot: Oh, we can’t
Jeremy: *nudges icarus awake at 4 am* Do you like me?
Icarus: … I MARRIED YOU
Jeremy: Yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a husband? Unclear.
Manager: Alright listen up you little shits
Manager: Not you Elliot, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here
Love is a mysterious....mystery
Elliot, probably
when I was growing up, my teachers always used to tell me stupid shit like “do your homework, Kennedy. stop making spitballs, Kennedy. don’t stab the other students, Kennedy. murder is illegal, Kennedy.” blah blah blah.
Kennedy Lacey, actual Murder Son (via why-is-the-sky-pink)
Kennedy: Aw babe, you have a crush on me? That’s cute
Eugene: We’re married
Kennedy: Still…
How to deal with undying love of DaaLP p2: send quotes to me over @incorrect-daalp-quotes -Queenie
hell ya
-Ollie
Kennedy: My s.o. is in another dimension so while they’re gone I’m gonna cut all the sleeves off my shirts
Kiera: Why
Kennedy: They’re basically 85% of my impulse control
Y'all'n’t’ve
Kennedy
Oh yeah, jsyk i dont get notified when people submit things so it might take a while for me to see submissions. You can always message me to make sure i got it if you need to
AU where everyone is a cowboy. Yeehaw pardner
Banned. Blocked. Reported.
-Ollie
DANGIT
You break it, we fix it! This is Manny.
Manager
Eugene, pinching his fingers close together: I’m THIS close to kicking your ass!
Manager, doing the same: Well I’m THIS close to kicking YOUR ass!
Eugene: Let’s settle this like men!
Eugene: Kennedy, who’s fingers are closer?
Kennedy: Who the hell is trying to call me?
Eugene: Me.
Eugene:
Eugene, whispering: Pick up. It’s love on the line.