A death at a low price fan blog

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Depth At A Low Price aka the Daalp mermaid au no one asked for (I’m going to color it eventually)

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Some  Death at a Low Price valentines cards

(Feel free to use however you want to)

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An all out brawl breaks out at the walmart and all the exits are sealed off, wyd?

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Hey guys I know I phrased this like it was a joke but seriously the manager has locked us all in and keeps whispering “die” over the loud speaker. I grabbed a printer from the tech section and I’ve been using it as a blunt weapon but I don’t know how long I can keep these animals away from me.

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Pep rallies are literally hell.

Like, what even is pep? Why do they need a rally for it?

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Suddenly everyone is dancing and playing basketball?

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The screaming… Oh the screaming.

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One of the teachers is attempting to play basketball with a baseball bat?

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The bat just broke…

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they’re secretly Manager

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As usual, I like to post script updates.

-Ollie

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YO SECRET PROJECT TIME IF YOURE HELPING WITH IT OR WANT TO MESSAGE ME

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@death-at-a-low-price  I hope my shitty teenage mutant ninja turtle fashion disaster Eugene makes up for death eater Eugene

Based on an art meme by @darklordlulu

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like to let kiera know you love her, reblog protect her from harm

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Eugene: I’m dating SlotSpot’s cutest security guard!

Kiera: I BEG TO DIFFER.

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Eugene did lots of things wrong and they deserve a prize for every one of those things

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Daalp characters as Supermarkets/Grocery Stores

Manager: Aldi’s Jeremy: Publix Eugene: Walmart Elliott: Winn-Dixie Kiera: Target Icarus: Sam’s Kennedy: Costco

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Kennedy is still injured, but that doesn’t mean he is going to stay out of work. Determined to do his job, he ignores the suggestions of his coworkers and gets back in the chair. However, he’ll need to deal with his michevious partner, a scheming Manager, and a call from Oswin requesting help. But does she even know what she needs help with?

Please note that audio may be a bit lower-quality, as Ollie rushed to finish this to avoid a power outage destroying work.

Death at a Low Price is a podcast about a inter-dimensional convenience store and its employees. It follows, mainly, the security guards Elliot Harris and Kennedy Lacey.

This episode was written by Ollie, creator of the series, and voiced by many wonderful voice actors, who you can find on our cast page.

Music was created by our music crew, specifically ER(who created the theme) and Jack L.(who created the news music).

Sound effects we use can be found here http://herbariumpodcasts.tumblr.com/audiocredit

Thank you for listening, and we hope you enjoy.

-Ollie

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Daalp characters as Supermarkets/Grocery Stores

Manager: Aldi's Jeremy: Publix Eugene: Walmart Elliott: Winn-Dixie Kiera: Target Icarus: Sam's Kennedy: Costco

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Eugene:*Stroking Kennedy's hair* You're so cute.

Kennedy, sleepily:I could beat the shit out of you.

Eugene, lovingly:I know.

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<i>eujorts</i>

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Euapple bottom jeans (jeans) boots with the fur (the fur)

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jeremy: hi im jeremy! and you are?

icarus: gay