Aug 3, 2022
Ozpin: What are your goals?
Barty: To pet all the dogs.
Ozpin: No, fitness goals.
Barty: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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Ozpin: What are your goals?
Barty: To pet all the dogs.
Ozpin: No, fitness goals.
Barty: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Taiyang: Listen up, kids! There’s nothing “meme” about smoking cigarettes. It’s not “Netflix and chill” to take a drug. Fidget spin yourself into church.
Summer: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.
Tai: I think you mean cards.
Qrow and Raven: She did not.
Summer, pulling out knives: I did not.
Clover: I don’t know how to tell you this, Qrow, but you’re in love with me.
Qrow: What?
Qrow: …Oh my god, I am.
Ozpin: What kind of confession did I just witness?
Ozpin: Bartholomew and i are no longer friends
Oobleck: OZPIN THAT’S THE WORST FUCKING WAY TO TELL PEOPLE WE’RE DATING
Oobleck: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?
Port: Existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.
Ozpin: It’s a bit cold here.
Oobleck: I can give you my jacket.
Clover: It’s colder than I expected.
Qrow: Want me to set you on fire?
Oobleck: Here’s the thing though. Is it still a murder if I give them a heads up?
Ozpin: I think that’s called a threat.