#iccmq

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Ozpin: What are your goals?

Barty: To pet all the dogs.

Ozpin: No, fitness goals.

Barty: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Taiyang: Listen up, kids! There’s nothing “meme” about smoking cigarettes. It’s not “Netflix and chill” to take a drug. Fidget spin yourself into church.

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Summer: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

Tai: I think you mean cards.

Qrow and Raven: She did not.

Summer, pulling out knives: I did not.

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Clover: I don’t know how to tell you this, Qrow, but you’re in love with me.

Qrow: What?

Qrow: …Oh my god, I am.

Ozpin: What kind of confession did I just witness?

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Ozpin: Bartholomew and i are no longer friends

Oobleck: OZPIN THAT’S THE WORST FUCKING WAY TO TELL PEOPLE WE’RE DATING

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Oobleck: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Port: Existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.

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Ozpin: It’s a bit cold here.

Oobleck: I can give you my jacket.

Clover: It’s colder than I expected.

Qrow: Want me to set you on fire?

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Ozpin: Hey look what I did in class today!

Glynda: These are paper boats and you’re the headmaster.