hii, this is my first time making a request here so I'm really excited (if requests are closing you can just ignore this) but could you write where the reader is a professional ice skater and what would be the Joker's reaction if he found out about it?
I just watched a duo performance where the couple were dressed as Harley Quinn and the Joker and I immediately thought of your profile.
Another thing, lately I've been falling in love with your wonderful writing and your variety of headcanons! I loved it.
(my english is not that good so sorry for any mistakes, take care! <3)
Hello my beautiful anon!! 🖤✨
Your English perfect my love, I understood you loud and clear! I am beyond honored to be your first request!! I’m also honored you thought of me after watching a beautiful performance! (I think I know the one you're referring to 🤭)
I am terribly sorry for this request being a month (to the date!) late 😭😭😭 please accept Chaos' apology? I love you!
I needed to flush out my inbox so here's another headcannon to join the ever growing list! ❄️⛸️
Figure skating is both beautiful and terrifying but you'd rather be on the ice than anywhere else.
Ice skating is an intense sport, be it for leisure during the holidays or like you, a professional skater going for gold.
When you're on the ice, your mind shuts off and it’s just the cool breeze hitting your face and the music.
You are like a doll the way you balance and perform the most impossible spins and *insert bff name* is a joy to have as a partner.
You don't trust anyone else to toss you up and catch you.
He's been with you since you learned how to skate on frozen Gotham streets. The bond you two share should be studied.
Joker does not know about your profession. Or your male partner. Maybe its for the best?
Joker is gone most of the time and that leaves you with plenty of freedom to practice routines with your bff. If J saw just one of your late night practices well... 👀😬
Its no secret you and your bff score high due to the dramatic and very passionate routines you perform. Everyone thinks you two are a couple since the chemistry is insane.
How you manage to keep this all a secret from Joker is a mystery.
Sometimes you wish J was there to cheer you on or be supportive in his special way. Sometimes having a criminal boyfriend sucks.
Joker notices the many bruises when you fall hard at practice and thinks the worst, but you brush it off as being a klutz.
Technically you're not lying.. you failed to stick the landing.
You long since acclimated to the injuries. You adapted to the cold. Sore feet, body aches, and pains are nothing when your win big. Which is often.
Your heart is dedicated to the ice and its long overdue for Joker to find out. A shame you weren't there to see his face when he does.
He constantly trips over your skates and still doesn't put the puzzle together.
Until one of the boys watching the live coverage of the World Championship at the hideout helps J out.
Surprise surprise it's a quiet day around the hideout thus the Loyal three lounging around watching tv in the common's room.
Mac is big on the Olympics (he bets on the winners) so he's locked into the World Championship to see who makes Team *insert country*.
"I love watching the figure skaters. Last year this one duo dressed up as.."
Was it wrong to tune Mac out? Joker did not care. He was bored out of his mind tonight.
Maybe it had something to do with you leaving for an important work trip last minute the exact weekend J planned a surprise for you. Joker didn’t mind you living your life, but a note left on the counter was pretty low of you!
If only he knew where you went then he could accidentally drop by. Make a scene and take you as a hostage. Ugh it actually sounded like a good idea.. he was missing you bad.
Up next we have Gotham City's famous duo, Y/n L/n and BFF/n dancing to Hozier for a slot at the Olympics!
The entire room went silent as multiple eyes landed on Joker. Surely it’s a coincidence right?? You? Ice skating? Yeah right. You were born clumsy! Right??
All eyes then turned to the giant tv as music played for you and your bff to skate to.
You floated around the rink, being lifted up single handedly, then being lowered down to gaze lovingly into each other’s eyes, and at one point... almost kissing.
That was you alright.. no doubt about it and oh did Joker see red.
Because one, the audacity of this guy to be putting his hands on you. He obviously has a death wish. Two, you didn't tell Joker you are a professional ice skater with multiple Olympic medals... and THREE the most important point—
were you cheating on J with this guy?????
Joker's left eye twitched the entire routine even when you and your bff received a standing ovation and flowers rained down onto the rink.
You were a burst of energy as you jumped into your partner's arms, smiling wide. Everyone could tell this meant the world to you, you were guaranteed going to the Olympics but Joker was far from ecstatic.
To make matters worse, a reporter interviewed you as the perfect score was announced. "You and your partner were amazing!! How excited are you two for Milano 2026?!"
Your bff answered first, "Stoked! It’s a dream come true, it’s always a dream with her. Y/n is my shining star!” Then he turned and kissed your cheek.
The boys at the hideout all stood in unison.
"I'll grab the shovel." Frost suggested. "I'll go warm up the car." Mac said followed by Neo's, "We still got them heavy duty trash bags?"
They had to do the work because poor Joker was in the middle of crashing out.
