#icecoldtwin

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"....if it's a tiny ass gun then what does it shoot? Toothpicks? Fucking...flowers?? Now I kind of want to see if they actually have a gun..."

“Well given the context, I’d have to say silver bullets though I would much rather the flowers.” 

“But also please don’t make them prove they have a gun please.”

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¥ (Icecoldtwin. Lets see what this babe has to say about my a-hole :3)

Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | ..............10, unfortunately Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Would they date them: yes | NO Favorite thing about them: He’s nice to look at. A prime cut. Least favorite thing about them: Every personality trait she’s been exposed to so far.

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"Well then guess I gotta stick around incase they actually do try and fucking shoot you. Are they even big enough to hold a gun?"

“...You make a point. Maybe they just have a very very tiny one?”

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📹(Icecoldtwin - I'm curious what he would do if he could be seen! Only if you want to :3)

my muse is going to walk into a certain death. send a symbol for their final message

📹  for a PRE-RECORDED VIDEO.

A DVD arrived in the mail, addressed to him. When he played it, it showed an empty chair. After a beat of silence, there was a scuffle, and then Arthur dropped into the seat with a metallic scrape. He had a split lip and his hands were bond behind him. He looked up, above the screen and then back, then up one more time and then back. “I-- Lucifer. I.... I only get twenty seconds.” He swallowed, eyes still wide. “I don’t know what to say-- I’m-- this isn’t your fault, okay? This isn’t-- they did this--I’m sorry. I don’t think-- they’re not wearing any masks I can see their faces-- I’m not going to go home. But it’s them. It’s the ones you told--” The video camera blurred as it was moved, before going black and the video ended. A symbol popped up on  the screen; one he’d recognize.

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¥ (Icecoldtwin. I srry I'm curious XD)

Muse Attraction Level

Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Would they date them: yes | no Favorite thing about them: He’s sassy and they have a good back and forth that he enjoys Least favorite thing about them: He has a way with words when angry that grind Arthur up into fine powder in a way he’ll have a hard time forgetting.

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"Then yeah, I'll teach ya. Tell me what you wanna learn most first and we'll go from there."

“.....It’s a tie. Between learning how the fuck magic works. And also swords. Though I guess knowing more than a few defensive things for fists might be best. Start small and build my way up to more complicated stuff. Since I’m more likely to always my hands on me than something else.”

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"Then just use a silver spoon or something! Fucken hell there are less painful ways of testing shit like that. These fairy things aren't that bright sometimes are they?"

“They don’t do anything by half measures.” Arthur shook his head. “Troublesome little fae. Not always bad, but it’s hard to tell when they all look similarly and you don’t know who to trust and who’ll fuck you over.”

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📞 (Icecoldtwin)

my muse is going to walk into a certain death. send a symbol for their final message

📞  for a VOICEMAIL.

“Guh-- L-Lucifer-- I uh....um.... hey. This is--- I don’t know if <something mumbled> ..... But-- thank you for everything. Thanks for helping me. I uh. Can you make sure Lance is okay....? Make sure he stays okay. A-and make sure Galahad gets fed. I um. I’m not sure I’ll be coming home. So just... I wish I could say more. But I appreciate everything. You’ve been a good friend. I’m sorry I didn’t... I didn’t keep my word. Please don't give up though. You don’t deserve to be alone like that. I’m sorry it couldn't be me.” <End of Message. Delete, press seven. Save, press nine. More options, press zero.>