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yen: i want a baby

jask: luckily for you, i AM baby

ENFP: I like how whenever I’m doing something silly, you just acknowledge it silently and keep going.

INTJ: That’s because I would never finish a thought if I paid too much attention to your shenanigans.

Celebrating INTJ’s birthday at a fancy restaurant...

INTJ: (Starts coughing while eating.)

ENFP: Don’t die.

INTJ: It’s okay. I died as I lived. Choking on powdered sugar.

ENFP: ...Is that a euphemism?

INTJ: Yes. For being married to an ENFP.

ENFP: (Sits on uphill escalator rail, nearly loses balance.)

INTJ: Wow, you looked like you were about to have a lot of fun. And by “have a lot of fun” I mean die.

ENFP: (sings loudly to background music)

ENFP: Sorry, am I being obnoxious?

INTJ: Ye—

ENFP: GOOD.

ENFP: (hands INTJ her keys to carry)

ENFP: Hey, do you mind?

INTJ: Always.

ENFP: Thanks! Because I— wait, what?

Eating messy food with ENFP:

INTJ: I’ve never been so scared of something that looks so good. Actually that’s not true. I married you.

INTJ: You meet a lot of strange people.

ENFP: What can I say? I’m drawn to weirdos.

INTJ: Yeah.

INTJ: Hi.

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