#identityvincorrectquotes

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Hastur, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Robbie: Ithaqua and I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Hastur, with the tone of someone who is used to Robbie: Outstanding.

Hastur: This is what I’m talking about people.

[ask-the-fusions]

I've been wondering about this for awhile now but if I'm not mistaken, in Decan's world, those who are "Good" appear white while those who are "Bad" appear black (Forgive me if I'm wrong or make no sense whatsoever". Because Deceit is "bad" and Roman is "good", what colour did they appear to be?

While everything is literally like a black and white tv show/movie, the people don’t appear to have any physical skin gradients as a designated feature as to whether they are good or bad, they just get designated “good” and “bad” by the universe and take up the role accordingly. There is no “black” or “white” by race if that’s what you mean. They don’t discriminate in that particular way.

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Robbie, opening a Capri Sun after the devs unchild-fy Alice: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Luca, taping a knife to a Roomba: Be free, my child

[Later]

Alva, entering the room with a cut on his ankle: WHO THE FUCK-

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*Joseph showing Aesop an image of Robbie in a 5X hoodie*

Aesop: God I wish that was me.

Joseph: You wanna be a nine year old?

Aesop: I wanna be in a large hoodie.

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Mary: I knew the baron wouldn't be happy to find out that Joseph was into boys. So I did what any good emotional sister would do, and blackmailed him!

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Ganji to Anne: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Andrew: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Grace: WHY. why did you give Robbie a KNIFE?!

Ithaqua: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Grace: Now I feel unsafe!

Ithaqua: I’m sorry.

Ithaqua: ... would you like a knife?