#idvincorrectquotes

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Hastur, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Robbie: Ithaqua and I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Hastur, with the tone of someone who is used to Robbie: Outstanding.

Hastur: This is what I’m talking about people.

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Robbie, opening a Capri Sun after the devs unchild-fy Alice: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Luca, taping a knife to a Roomba: Be free, my child

[Later]

Alva, entering the room with a cut on his ankle: WHO THE FUCK-

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*Joseph showing Aesop an image of Robbie in a 5X hoodie*

Aesop: God I wish that was me.

Joseph: You wanna be a nine year old?

Aesop: I wanna be in a large hoodie.

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Mary: I knew the baron wouldn't be happy to find out that Joseph was into boys. So I did what any good emotional sister would do, and blackmailed him!

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Ganji to Anne: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Andrew: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Grace: WHY. why did you give Robbie a KNIFE?!

Ithaqua: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Grace: Now I feel unsafe!

Ithaqua: I’m sorry.

Ithaqua: ... would you like a knife?

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Luca: I was arrested for being too cool.

Edgar: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.