Incorrect IDV Quotes

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Robbie, opening a Capri Sun after the devs unchild-fy Alice: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Luca, taping a knife to a Roomba: Be free, my child

[Later]

Alva, entering the room with a cut on his ankle: WHO THE FUCK-

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*Joseph showing Aesop an image of Robbie in a 5X hoodie*

Aesop: God I wish that was me.

Joseph: You wanna be a nine year old?

Aesop: I wanna be in a large hoodie.

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Andrew: Can you please pass the salt?

Luca: Okay *throws Edgar across the table*

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Mary: I knew the baron wouldn't be happy to find out that Joseph was into boys. So I did what any good emotional sister would do, and blackmailed him!

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Ganji to Anne: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Andrew: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Grace: WHY. why did you give Robbie a KNIFE?!

Ithaqua: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Grace: Now I feel unsafe!

Ithaqua: I’m sorry.

Ithaqua: ... would you like a knife?

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Luca: I was arrested for being too cool.

Edgar: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Jack: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Keigan: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?

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Hastur, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Robbie: Ithaqua and I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Hastur, with the tone of someone who is used to Robbie: Outstanding.

Hastur: This is what I’m talking about people.

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Norton: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Patricia: You would eat yourself?

Norton: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Naib: I’m going to take you out

Jack: great, it’s a date!

Naib: I meant that as a threat.

Jack: See you at five!

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Antonio: Ann and I are having a baby.

Andrew: That's gre-

Antonio, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Aesop: Hey, Andrew? Can I get some dating advice?

Andrew: Just because I’m with Victor, Luca, and Edgar, doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Joseph: Hey you okay buddy? You look real sad in this photo I just took.

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Alva: You know they say you fall in love only three times in your whole life tim-

Bi’an: That's wrong, I fall in love with Wujiu every day.

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Joker: If Luchino and I were drowning, who would you save?

Orpheus: You two can’t swim?

Luchino: It’s a hypothetical question, Orpheus! who would you save?

Orpheus: my time and effort.