So like I just watched jungle cruise on a camp trip? And like?? It was good??? I guess????
No ok so actually it was very good (at least by my admittedly low standards) but like?? I fucking hated the romance let me tell you like (queen) Emily Blunt?? And (legend) Dwayne Johnson?? No madame not today not in this lifetime eurgh
Spoilers ig (didn’t tag the above as spoiler bc let’s be real we all knew it was going to happen) (although the spoiler below isn’t a particularly big plot point and you find out in like the first 30 minutes or smth idk I’m not good with time)
Also I knew it was going to happen but I was kinda rooting for him and the gay brother ngl man like he laughed at his terrible frickin joke bro cmon if that’s not romance idk what is