What's my goal for a flight with a toddler? Is it to do arts and crafts? Load up on enriching literature? Or ensure she's eaten her chia seed crackers? NOPE. This is the goal. A sleeping child who stays asleep for as much of the flight as humanly possible. I'm not trying to open an etsy shop from her airplane creations or be organic mom of the year. If those things happen then that's great and one hell of a coincidence but my one and only goal is to fly with a passed out child. Kind of like the way they transfer prisoners under sedation, just mine involves cookies and iPads instead of heavy drugs! #ilovehermorewhenshesasleep #ifeelthatwayaboutmostpeople #screwetsy #bringonthecoma #butiactuallyloveetsy #ididntmeanthat #pleasedontbanmeetsy #icollageheartyou (at Atlantic Ocean)
