#idiot garbage boyfriends

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i za / shin dot gif

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Izaya: You mean the world to me. Always have

Shinra: wow that woulda been nice to know 10 years ago

Izaya: I was too consumed by jealousy to tell you

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Just drawing some connections here… from latest to oldest quotes (spoilers)

“If you died here, I would say, ‘You were killed by Heiwajima Shizuo. Serves you right.’ If you survived thanks to that Shadow, I would say, ‘You’re living so freely thanks to the Headless Rider. Serves you right.’

“…Haha… Don’t say… such hateful things.”

“You wanted the normal answer? In any case, whatever humankind does to Izaya, he has it coming. Well, Celty would probably say, ‘Becoming a murderer for a guy like that isn’t worth it; I’ll only let you kill him halfway,’ I think?”

[Speaking of which, since it’s you, you probably deserved that stabbing in the first place!]

“Oh? Are you saying that Shinra didn’t deserve his?”

“I was rather rude to him on the phone when he called me after he got stabbed and sent to the hospital, remember? My friend had been stabbed, yet I wasn’t even worried about him. That’s probably why the heavens decided to punish me.”

Kids do stupid things. I do admit that. But I also admit that they will have to pay for the things they’ve done. And that includes myself. Every single bad thing I’ve done will come back to me some day.

#that time when both your favorites are TRASH

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remember that ‘describe your otp & make it sound as shitty as possible’? here’s the izashin ver:

an emotional coward fools everyone into thinking he’s a Machiavellian mastermind when he’s in fact just hopelessly & one-sidedly obsessed with his dorky idiot friend that nobody pays attention to & who doesn’t give a shit abt him or the world