. short friend
disrespecting a senior artist with: @idjunyoung
jinho was having the time of his life. which was not an incredibly hard thing to accomplish as his life was hardly the best thing going, but nothing could go wrong with too much alcohol, drama, and interesting dares being sent to everyone. and now he also had the contact information of everyone else in the room, which was pretty great because he could find people he just hadn’t bothered to get it from before and bother them when he was bored. but he would have to go through it all later, right now, he was trying to find a victim to help amuse him.
he spotted him sitting in a corner, almost by himself, but at this point, jinho wasn’t surprised. junyoung always liked to be by himself and jinho had learned that the first time they had met backstage and the younger seemed to be trying to avoid everyone. which had just caught jinho’s attention, and because he was a fan of titanium, had decided he wanted to befriend the members. junyoung had just been first on his list and while it had taken some time, jinho could happily say that the prickly short fellow somehow put up with him, and jinho decided that was good enough for him. and he did consider the younger a friend, especially now he had managed to convince him to come to this event dressed as the watson to his holmes.
“watson!” he greeted, showing off a huge smile as he slung an arm around the other, almost stumbling a little in his slight drunkness as he remembered that junyoung was a bit shorter, therefore, his shoulders were lower down than what he was used to. that’s when he decided that the titanium member was going to be the poor victim of one of the dares he wanted to try out - simply because he thought he could get away with it better than he could with a complete stranger.
“you know, you are incredibly short,” he spoke, scrunching his nose up as he looked junyoung up and down for a moment, “like, i mean, really super duper short. i don’t think i’ve met anyone as short as you.” jinho knew that insulting the other’s height was one way to piss him off, and was also quite disrespectful, but that was the point. but he was not done there, he needed to go full on in disrespectful mode, though he was hoping the fact he was close with the other would help when it came to being forgiven later. besides, he could always say it was the alcohol talking. “i thought good dancers were tall. i know, do you think wearing insoles and high shoes would make you a better dancer?”