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“Hengnim…” He groaned as he stood and tried to shake out thecookies. “Don’lemme hog all the snacks. Here!” He hiccupped through hislaughter as he grabbed a couple from the couch he had been sitting on andlurched his body forward to throw them and chase after the older guitarist.

“Y’need summov these fer yer complexion, hengnim!” Hecrumbled a cookie in his hand and tried to throw the crumbled mess at hisfriend while scrambling around the small studio space to reach Jinho.

he knew that he shouldn’t have spoken too loud, just let the younger sleep away so he could get away with stacking as many cookies on his large forehead as humanly possible. but ‘be quiet’ was simply not in jinho’s vocabulary and he could never be trusted to keep his voice down during any situation presented to him and could usually be found as being the loudest in the room. that was just his way, which was why he always tended to fail when it came to being sneaky and getting away with things he probably shouldn’t be doing in the first place.

like this, no doubt the stylists were going to have a go at him later for completely ruining his band mate's makeup so they had to do it again. jinho was still rather amazed they hadn’t tried to stop him yet and force him back into their boring chair so they could finish doing his hair before he ruined it.

lowering his phone once he heard the question, his expression deadpanned for just a second as he turned off from the camera. “nothing,” he lied in with the most serious expression he could conjure up at that moment, “this is just a dream.” it was very unlikely that was going to work, but he wasn’t against trying to fool the younger into thinking he was still asleep and none of this was real. however, as expected, that lie didn’t really work and yeongshik was now fully awake and fully aware of what jinho had been trying to do.

the guitarist didn’t hesitate, jumping to his feet to put as much distance between him and the younger as possible. “i’m fine, i’ve just eaten!” he lied again, ducking to avoid the crumbs and remnants of cookie which went flying through the air right towards him. he was always well aware of the fact other cameras were now filming the whole thing, so he was rather confident that fans were eventually going to see all of this, either on twitter, or in a later video on youtube.

“is that supposed to be an insult?” he wondered for a moment, pausing just long enough to try and think about it. but then he was rather conscious of the fact that yeongshik was getting closer, so jinho tried to make a gap between them again, reaching to grab one of the female stylists, almost trying to hide behind her, much to her disgruntlement. not that it was working well, either, as the stylist was quite the bit shorter than jinho was, but that didn’t mean he was going to try and hide all the same.

“don’t shoot, i have a hostage!”

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“are you aware your ears are freakishly huge?” he snapped next, deciding the only reasonable thing to do in this situation was to insult the other back, “you look like dumbo.” his ears honestly only looked bigger than they were because they stuck out, but he was in the mood to point them out because the other had decided to pick on his height. but he was not done there, next came the insult for daring to bring up his dancing. “and do you reckon if you were actually a good singer and didn’t hide behind mr, xlnc would be popular?”

maybe it was a little harsh of him to say, but he wasn’t in the mood to be friendly about things right now. what jinho had said had hurt a little and now he had ever intent of hurting him back.

jinho knew full well that insulting the other’s height was asking for trouble, but that was sort of the point of the dare, he figured. though, come to think of it, maybe he would have been better off just sticking to the height and leaving the dancing out of it. the shorter, and younger, male was rather fond of his dancing and jinho did think that he was a good dancer as well. there was probably a reason he was main dancer of his group, so no doubt he had talent. and yet, there jinho was saying he wasn’t good enough and he might be better if he was taller. and sure, he did feel rather guilty about saying it, but it was a little late to take it back now. what had been said was said, and jinho could tell that junyoung was not all too happy about the comments.

understandably so, in fact.

taking his arm off the other’s shoulders when he was shoved away, jinho was already prepared for the comment about his ears. that was what most people went for when they tried to insult him, usually followed by the fact his mouth was quite big as well. “yeah, pretty sure someone’s mentioned it before,” he just responded with a shrug of his shoulders. though he couldn’t help but self-consciously touch his ears a little with a hand all the same, almost like he was trying to push them in a little to make them stop sticking out so much. but that wasn’t going to happen and he had just come to expect that his ears tended to be more noticeable than other people’s. and that was fine, he guessed.

as he had gone and insulted the one thing junyoung probably liked and cared about above everything else, jinho should have expected some sort of scathing remark and insult in return. however, when he heard it, it did hurt more than he thought it was. mostly because it was something he had thought about a lot in the past and he thought was true. he wasn’t the best singer out there and he wasn’t the best rapper or guitar player, either. and he hated the fact they couldn’t even play live. if they did maybe they would have more fans. it stung to think about it and now junyoung had mentioned it in such a way, jinho couldn’t help but feel rather hurt about the whole thing.

“at least i can say i get along with my bandmates and actually have friends. do you think anyone actually likes you? it’s not like you have friends, you do a damn good job of pushing people away too much to have friends.” the hurt and bitterness was drawing these words out of him to the point he couldn’t stop anymore even if he wanted to. “sure, we might not be as popular as titanium, but we’re a family. and what do you have, huh?”

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disrespecting a senior artist with: @idjunyoung

jinho was having the time of his life. which was not an incredibly hard thing to accomplish as his life was hardly the best thing going, but nothing could go wrong with too much alcohol, drama, and interesting dares being sent to everyone. and now he also had the contact information of everyone else in the room, which was pretty great because he could find people he just hadn’t bothered to get it from before and bother them when he was bored. but he would have to go through it all later, right now, he was trying to find a victim to help amuse him.

he spotted him sitting in a corner, almost by himself, but at this point, jinho wasn’t surprised. junyoung always liked to be by himself and jinho had learned that the first time they had met backstage and the younger seemed to be trying to avoid everyone. which had just caught jinho’s attention, and because he was a fan of titanium, had decided he wanted to befriend the members. junyoung had just been first on his list and while it had taken some time, jinho could happily say that the prickly short fellow somehow put up with him, and jinho decided that was good enough for him. and he did consider the younger a friend, especially now he had managed to convince him to come to this event dressed as the watson to his holmes.

“watson!” he greeted, showing off a huge smile as he slung an arm around the other, almost stumbling a little in his slight drunkness as he remembered that junyoung was a bit shorter, therefore, his shoulders were lower down than what he was used to. that’s when he decided that the titanium member was going to be the poor victim of one of the dares he wanted to try out - simply because he thought he could get away with it better than he could with a complete stranger.

“you know, you are incredibly short,” he spoke, scrunching his nose up as he looked junyoung up and down for a moment, “like, i mean, really super duper short. i don’t think i’ve met anyone as short as you.” jinho knew that insulting the other’s height was one way to piss him off, and was also quite disrespectful, but that was the point. but he was not done there, he needed to go full on in disrespectful mode, though he was hoping the fact he was close with the other would help when it came to being forgiven later. besides, he could always say it was the alcohol talking. “i thought good dancers were tall. i know, do you think wearing insoles and high shoes would make you a better dancer?”

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“Heng…nim…” he groaned with a soft cough.

He unlinked his fingers long enough to scratch at his facewhere the cookie had fallen and smeared some crumbs. He ruined the makeup, butdidn’t seem to care. He coughed a little more and resumed his earlier sleepingposition, seemingly unbothered by the cookies.

he could feel the quizzical looks the stylists were no doubt giving him behind his back. jinho was honestly quite surprised that they had let him get away with this and hadn’t tried to stop him, complaining about ruining any makeup. their manager was even standing in the corner, and if jinho had to say what the look on his face currently resembled, it was probably ‘completely done with this bullshit.’ he was just standing there, tiredly staring at what he had to try and manage, pressing down on the bridge of his nose with two fingers.

jinho just ignored him, and the other looks he was getting from the others occupying the room, instead completely focused on stacking up the cookies all neatly. it was harder than it looked, especially as the cookies weren’t exactly flat, meaning just the extra bit of skill to stack them so they didn’t all fall over. because no doubt that would wake yeongshik up, and jinho didn’t want that.

the younger guitarist moving around in his sleep caused jinho to pause, sighing almost dramatically as the moving knocked some of his work off his forehead. “look what you’ve done,” he huffed, not even sure if the younger was even awake enough to listen to the complaining, “ruined all my hard work.” not that it was all too much bother to pick the cookies back up again and go about stacking them up again.

he was almost done now and pretty soon he was going to have to go and find some more cookies as he was now incredibly curious to see how many he could get away with. yeongshik didn’t show any signs of waking up properly, so jinho reasoned that he could probably manage another packet. though, before that he did want a picture of this, something he could look back on in the future and remember how great at ideas he was. or maybe something he could post to twitter (without telling yeongshik, obviously) and would give their fans something to laugh at.

once all the cookies he had on him were perfectly stacked up on the younger guitarist’s forehead, he shifted back, pulling his phone out of his pocket, switching to the front camera for a selca, moving to the side to sleeping beauty and his cookie tower were also in shot.

“smile!” he was well aware he was speaking to himself, but he said it anyway, snapping a couple of shots to pick from later.

now he wondered if he could go and get another packet to add to his masterpiece.

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- JINHO & JUNYOUNG AS HOLMES AND WATSON

( “i hate you so fucking much” - PJY

“no, you don’t.” - HJH )

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hello hello! wow, so happy to be here. my name is charlie, i’m in gmt, can be found on discord (@Chanmander#4852) and i would like to introduce you all to my meme son han jinho! he is the result of a revamp of a super old idol muse who has apparently been living in my head for the past two years without saying anything, and then decided to rear his head again last week. for no reason. so, here we are. all it took was a new name, new cf and a new lick of paint. anyway, backtracking a little. i will leave some information about him in some bullet points down below, and if anyone would like to plot, then please give this a like and i will slide into your dm’s.

can’t wait to rp with you all!

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backstage waiting room at a music show with: @idxking

anyone who knew jinho knew that he was like an excitable puppy who could not sit still and needed constant attention. which did tend to annoy people as he was incredibly high maintenance, but that was not likely to change anytime soon. and the people who had to put up with him the most were his band mates, the three poor souls who had been grouped up with him and now couldn’t get away.

with his nature, jinho was also a pain for the stylists when they were trying to do his hair or makeup as he simply refused to sit still for very long. he was always twitching around, drumming his hands against his leg or simply trying to move around to get a little more comfortable. however, today was their lucky day and he happened to be completely shattered from a bad nights sleep and dropped off easily in the chair while they did his hair. he only woke up when someone brushed up against him as they tried to get back, blinking sleepily at his reflection. his hair was currently riddled with far too many hair clips to keep it all in place, but there was not anyone fussing over him at the moment, which, in his head, meant that he had a moment to go and bother someone.

looking around the room, he zeroed in on his target pretty quickly. using his hands to hop off the chair his butt had previously been occupying, jinho yawned, rubbing at his eyes with the back of his hand as he wandered over to where yeongshik was asleep on the couch. he stood there, studying the sleeping form for just a moment before an amusing idea popped into his head, and now it was in his head, he just couldn’t ignore it.

five minutes later he was carefully trying to stack cookies on his band mate’s forehead while he was sleeping, the very tip of his tongue poking out in concentration and the packet of cookies held tightly in his hand. all he needed now was for yeongshik not to wake up and just to keep still enough so jinho could stack the cookies up a little easier. and to not be bothered back into the chair by the stylist to finish his hair.

sometimes, his ideas were ingenious. this one, however, was just plan stupid.

still amusing, though.

#idxking #. that's the way the cookie crumbles

hello hello! wow, so happy to be here. my name is charlie, i’m in gmt, can be found on discord (@Chanmander#4852) and i would like to introduce you all to my meme son han jinho! he is the result of a revamp of a super old idol muse who has apparently been living in my head for the past two years without saying anything, and then decided to rear his head again last week. for no reason. so, here we are. all it took was a new name, new cf and a new lick of paint. anyway, backtracking a little. i will leave some information about him in some bullet points down below, and if anyone would like to plot, then please give this a like and i will slide into your dm’s.

can’t wait to rp with you all!