May 2, 2020
“Ma’am can you please identify the animal in this picture?
My one functioning braincell: it’s a raccoon
The rest of my brain which controls my actions and speech: it’s a cat and a friend in that order
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“Ma’am can you please identify the animal in this picture?
My one functioning braincell: it’s a raccoon
The rest of my brain which controls my actions and speech: it’s a cat and a friend in that order
lesbian cat
Me shooting my shot in the ghost dms
Macbeth and lady macbeth are the og girlboss and malewife
Born too late to be a sea pirate; born to early to be a space pirate
I just want to say thank you to whoever at Disney was like hey remember simbas gay adoptive dads from the lion king well what if we gave them their own movie about how they met and fell in love and adopted a kid and it was also the funniest movie we’ll ever make
out of curiousity if youre lgbt reblog with what was the earliest like “gay thing” you remember doing as a kid
for example I played with littlest pet shop animals and I’d always have the married couples split up so the two wives would live together and the husbands would be locked up in the hamster tunnels
on of my absolute favorite things to think about is if Candace and Vanessa got married (or even just dating) the Flynn-fletcher family kinda adopting doofenshmirtz especially when they find out he doesn't really have any other family. i just love the family dynamic so much and I feel like they would absolutely take him in. and just like picturing him in their family and at any events or reunions. and the kids being like oh this is our pet platypus and he's like oh that's interesting what's its name and theyre like oh his name is Perry and doof just being like oh okay cool. and then one day like years after they've both retired somebody saying Perry the platypus and doof and Perry just kinda looking at each other because he finally connects the dots. and one year he gets drunk at some family event and goes you know your pet platypus and I used to be arch nemesises he's actually a secret agent. and Vanessa being like I knew it but everyone else just writing it off.