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Crowley and Aziraphale travel to India for some respective tempting/miracles and Crowley hates every second of it.

On every corner there is atleast one (1) snake charmer and crowley just starts the human-without-hip-joints equivalent of snake wiggling

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Crowley does graffiti cause its illegal and likes the thrill of not getting caught.

What people dont know is that his works are all about selflove, nature, a certain white haired angel and the occasional satanist message

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Me: *Sees a black 1930's Bentley on tv*

Me: *Gets excited*

Me: *realizes its not good Omens*

Me:

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Aziraphale's wiggle™️

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

And a thousand other instances but idk how to make gifs fml

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Crowley and Aziraphale's need to avert the apocalypse was because they didn't want to destroy earth and humanity but what most people don't realise is that what fuelled them was the need to stay together. They wanted to stop the apocalypse so they wouldn't have to fight eachother, so they wouldn't get seperated and because they hadn't professed their love to one another yet

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I really wanna know what went through the fireman's mind when Crowley just burst into the flaming bookshop. Did he see Crows shadow moving about and just;

"That bastard's in the way lemme just...blast him with ma hose....aye. That got him out of the way lets carry on"

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Aziraphale's creature would be a dog tbh

Loves everyone and everything

Is obsessed with food

Is warm

The softness™️

Are quiet but will turn feral if needs be

Are loyal

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GUYS GUYS GUYS

So I just came to a 4am epiphany

From GOmens we know that demons possess people and angels can't right? But think about it, it would seem normal that Aziraphale already had a corpeal form back in eden but so did Crowley and since Adam and Eve were literally the first humans on earth where did Crowley get his body? Who could he have possessed if there wasn't anyone around?

This also provides an explanation why hastur, ligur and beelzebub's animal forms show thoroughly in their corpeal forms.

Crowley was given a body so his other form was already included in the machinery and other demons that possess people have their true forms show up outside their bodies - kinda like a ratatouille thing where remy was on linguini.

Ligur,hastur and beelzebub aren't the bodies we see, they're the animals on them

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