*Randomly shitposts*

Hello, yes I am a mess and I ship everything with everyone cause I can.

[idlebluedays-blog]

David Harbour looks like a scruffier version of Ben Lewis

[idlebluedays-blog]

Can you imagine Aziraphale on coffee? that bitch would vibrate into another dimension 

[idlebluedays-blog]

Armageddon AU where the inneffable husbands failed to stop the apocalapyse and were called back to their respective offices for battle.

They dont see eachother until they meet on the battlefield in the Amazon forest and Aziraphale looks like Lucian. He then explains that he followed Gabriel's advice, lost the gut and turned into a fighting machine to a very turned on and very confised crowley.(he doesnt know whether he should cry and embrace him or fuck him on the spot)

[idlebluedays-blog]

Who is fucking making these pimple popping videos????

Who has the self control to let blackheads get so BIG ????

[ao3tagoftheday]

[Image Description: Tag reading “donatello/michelangelo”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Renaissance fanart

[ethermaster-blog]

I’m gonna let you in on a secret.

That aint renaissance fanart

[ao3tagoftheday]

You know what, assholes? I run this blog for y'all every day. I see things you cannot begin to imagine. I have to read people’s Robespierre smut and their questions about how various monsters would fuck them. I am so jaded that, when someone submits a tag mentioning some random vaguely liquid substance without context, I just assume it’s being used as lube. Nutella? Lube. Crazy glue? Lube. Divine fucking ichor? Fucking lube! I do this for you, y'all. I shield you from this shit. I stand athwart the tides of horror, hold my hands up, and yell “STOP” in the hopes that it will keep the waters from reaching you.

So you know what, fuckheads!? If I want to maintain the one tiny scrap of innocence I have left, I will. The official policy of AO3TagoftheDay is now that turtles, teenage, mutant, ninja, or otherwise, do not fuck. It never happens. They don’t fuck. They don’t fuck each other. They don’t fuck humans. They don’t fuck in real life and they don’t fuck in fiction. This tag is about two gay Renaissance painters holding each other close and kissing chastely under the Sistine chapel ceiling.

There. Glad we got that sorted out. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming.

[friendlylycanthrope]

Ao3tagoftheday finally snapped

[mollyscribbles]

okay, I was mentally arguing the assumption that it was turtles from the beginning because I have seen enough fic based on random shit not to doubt the initial description.  Freecell, gmail themes, The Man Your Man Could Smell Like – of course someone’s written it.  So I checked.

everyone apologize to Ao3tagoftheday, please.

[idlebluedays-blog]

Aziraphale's sexuality is 'in love'

Crowley's is 'moron inexplicably fucking in love'

[idlebluedays-blog]

Crowley puts a "little angel on board" sticker on the bentley to mess with aziraphale.

Aziraphale is chuffed that crowley has the audacity to call him "little"

I'll have you know I am a 6000 year old ethereal being you fiend!!

[ohohorla]

Y'all 💀

[idlebluedays-blog]

Why is this post attacking me

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

Venom sequel where eddie is nominated for queer eye

[iwaiko-deactivated20220301]

[gingersnapwolves]

antoni: you’ve gotta eat something besides tater tots and chocolate

venom, gleefully: eddie, tell him what else we eat. tell him, eddie. tell

[kittyknowsthings]

I NEED THIS

[incorrect-good-omens]

Shadwell: Anyone under 5'6" can't be talking about fighting anyone. Like, what are you going to do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?

Adam: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

[ineffablegame]

We need to bring hand kisses back into practice

[idlebluedays-blog]

They...went...out of style????

Have I been stuck in a time warp or smth

Huh

Weird

[speremint]

AT LAST!! 

My “They’re Only Human” animatic is done! Thank y'all so much for your support while I was working on this, and I hope it was worth the wait!

[speremint]

YO THE OFFICIAL GOOD OMENS ACC RETWEETED IT I’M CRYING

[idlebluedays-blog]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT SNEEB’S GOMENS PLAYLIST ON SPOTIFY I AM A MESS

The man actually managed to choose songs that are sexy AND about death (plus six or so extremely weird songs e.g. I wanna be your dog?????)

And get this;

It’s -and I qoute- “An angel’s song guide to the end of the world”

What was aziraphale gonna do? Huh? Huh? Fuck to the end of the world? Hmm? Make Crowley weep as soon as Prince’s 1999 comes on? Hmmmm?

Listen to this shit

[janthonyashtoreth]

crowley has never exhibited greater self control  

[slipperygremlin]

I’m dying this is beautiful.

[imaginingfromtheblock]

my friend tweeted this at me because i won’t stop talking about good omens so of course i had to get out my Fancy Voiceover Microphone and make this fake drug commercial……. saturday morning funtimes indeed 

[idlebluedays-blog]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT SNEEB’S GOMENS PLAYLIST ON SPOTIFY I AM A MESS

The man actually managed to choose songs that are sexy AND about death (plus six or so extremely weird songs e.g. I wanna be your dog?????)

And get this;

It’s -and I qoute- “An angel’s song guide to the end of the world”

What was aziraphale gonna do? Huh? Huh? Fuck to the end of the world? Hmm? Make Crowley weep as soon as Prince’s 1999 comes on? Hmmmm?

Listen to this shit

[idlebluedays-blog]

Another Gem in this chaotic Playlist

The end by The Doors

“This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend

Of our elaborate plans

of everything that stands, the end

No safety or surprise, the end

I’ll never look into your eyes...again”

and my personal favorite:

“Ride the snake”

[idlebluedays-blog]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT SNEEB'S GOMENS PLAYLIST ON SPOTIFY I AM A MESS

The man actually managed to choose songs that are sexy AND about death (plus six or so extremely weird songs e.g. I wanna be your dog?????)

And get this;

It's -and I qoute- "An angel's song guide to the end of the world"

What was aziraphale gonna do? Huh? Huh? Fuck to the end of the world? Hmm? Make Crowley weep as soon as Prince's 1999 comes on? Hmmmm?

Listen to this shit