⸺ LOVE: Yout Next Serious Relationship (ft. arctic monkeys)
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𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄
Who are they?: Off the bat I'm seeing crazy chemistry, I know maybe this is not referring to who they are, but that's exactly what I'm seeing. This person is chilsish, or childlike, impulsive in their decisions and very intense, spontaneous too. If I, or any of their friends had to use one word to ddescribe them would be; spontaneous. They do what they please, not what they have to, they don't feel obligated to follow something specific, it's really hard for this person to comit to something they don't feel passionate about. Surprisingly, as a partner, in a relationship, they are ride or die. This person, yes, has a hard time settling down but when they do it's pretty much for life, they try to make it work until the very end. That's the thing with your future partner, pile one, if they REALLY love something, they will make it laa, because it won't feel like an obligation to them. As I said, they are very impulsive and can say things without thinking, very quick-witted, they know how to talk and be funny, very charismatic. To their core, this person is childlike, they are intentional with everything they do, and they like to have fun, could be a fan of heavy music or electronica, crystal castles type of music or type o negative, they love to explore, and don't judge at all, very versatile.
What will the relationship be like?: Look, I won't lie, getting this person's attention at first is going to be very difficult. They will have plenty to choose from, yes I know it's awful for me to say it, but it's the truth. I think it's the overwhelming physical and even mental chemistry you two will have that is going to make a difference between you and other love interests. The relationship will grow slowly, I see it like slowburn kind of situation, once you two are already in something romantic, it's going to be suuuper intense. Lots of seggsual chemistry and you will not be able to take your hands off of each other, but you two will also be very connected mentally, like you'll like or think or act the same way. It's like looking in a mirror, you two will feel very safe around each other, not only as lovers but also as friends. You'll read the same books, like the same movies, music, opinions, even political opinions. This relationship comes with a lot of trsvelling? or romantic getaways. I feel like this is, despite the seggsual intensity, a very childlike relationship, you will feel a lot of joy with each other, like you tought it was just going to be intimate, but as you get to spend more time together you feel a lot more comfortable, it's a really sweet energy. I'd say be careful of sabotaging this connections when things get too good to be true, especially from your person's side, i see they're the type to not believe they deserve aa healthy or happy relationship, and they'll freak out over how good things will go.
When are they coming into your life?: I am definitely getting 2026, but it won't be soon. It might be in autumn or winter of 2026, like September through December, if you haven't yet met this person. But I feel like you already hve, this person is a friend. Maybe a freind of a friend or in your social circle, I'm not getting close friends or best friends, for sure, it's more like aquantances. Like you know this person through school, collegue, work, family friend or family of one of your friends. I sense it's someone who is friends with someone you know, or is someone in your day to day life, like academically or even business. But specifically, when are romantic things going to start occuring, probably by now lol. I'd say May. or February, I actually see you and this person already have like some sort of tension but nothing has ever happened. Maybe because you were in a relationship or them, or maybe you thought they were kinda egocentric lol.
Channeled signs it's coming soon/it's already here: 6 is very important, 16, 26. Like, June or the 6th of any month even of February or January, could also be 9, September. Bingewatching Harry Potter. This person is kind of a f--kboy. Twinflame vibes. Good music taste. Butterflies! The color red. Watching a show with enemies to lovers trope.
Their possible astrological placements (or yours): Leo, Aries, Sagittarius. I am getting big fire, but specifically Sagittarius, with Capricorn placements or viceversa. Moon in the 4th synastry or yours or theirs. Capricorn Venus, earth venus. Eart Stellium, 8th Stellium in natal chart or synastry chart (it was obvious) 3rd and 11th house synastry.
Song for you: Cornerstone by Arctic Monkeys
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𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐖𝐎
Who are they?: This person, the first thing I get from them is that they are chill, laidback and super kind. I get such a tranquil vibe from them, not just as a partner but in general. This person is naturally the flame to the moths, does it make sense? People are so attracted towards them because they carry themselves without anxiety or worrying how others see them. This person is very confident on themselves in the sense that they believe what they say, they believe in their own judgement and sense of self, not easily gullible, but it depends on who's asking them. This person is very responsable and they are usually always busy, a workaholic eho likes to have nice things, not materialistic but likes the security of a nice home, clean space and something comfortable and pretty to wear. Clean look is their thing, honestly I'm seeing a lot of rich person vibes, like they use white and baige and cream colors a lot. This person has a super sweet, hot voive, like radio host voice you know? Deep or sweet, but it's incredibly attractive and it's their strongest suit, they know it and might like to play dirty a little bit with that, also beautiful smile. Sweet an hot are two words that perfectly encapsulate this person.
What will the relationship be like?: Mmm, let me see, do you imagine what I'm about to say? Super sweet. Super hot. This person brings a type of comfortable quiet to your life that you've probably never experienced. They want to shower you with gifts and love and s-x, and probably pay your bills lol. Their way of shpwing affection is through acts of service, being useful in your life and helping you in anything you need done, they'll want to free you from annoying tasks and day to day obligations like, paying bills, or paying for your food, filling your fridge. Yes, they're that type of lover, who understands the importance of noticing, but they will expect exactly the same. They are great friends and partners and sons/daughters, and they expect people to be exactly like that aswell, so they can be kinda demanding. So you must know that you'll have to be ready to do all those things, too. This relationship is going to feel like having a maternal/paternal figure as a partner, I know it sounds weird, but that's how I picure it, they will make your life easier, they will bring the emotionality needed, and also the sensuality in intimate moments, you two will be very opposite energies, or not, maybe not. But you won't be used to someone being so caring and detail oriented, that you'll a little like out of their league, believe me, you aren't. This person has a great sense of judgement, if they want to be with you is because you are very special. It's just that you won't know how to handle certain behaviors of romance, and maybe you'll try to back away.
When are they coming into your life?: It's not coming soon, sadly. You still have a long way to go in healing emotionally and mentally before you can cross paths with this special person. As I said, you are now in a place of not valuing yourself, or you keep accepting the past, thimkimg it'll get better. You are self-sabotaging yourself by not moving foward and you are way too used to be in a bad relationship, that, if this person comes into your life right now, you won't know how to appreciate it and try to push them aside :( But regardless. I'm seeing 2027, at the very end of 2026 even, like meeting during the festivities, like Thanksgiving, Christmas, I highly see New Years for you, like the next year is super important for you in love, December of this year and January of next year.
Channeled signs it's coming soon/it's already here: A show ending. Something that was part of your life for a long time ending, like a series or a city or a person. Obsessive Tarot Readings abou timing in love. 23, in your birthday? Are you a Capricorn? Deciding on a new job or academic venture, something ends to give it space for a new beginning.
Their possible astrological placements (or yours): Cancer in big three, Taurus, Taurus stellium or Venus, Capricorn Rising, Virgo. Heavy Water energy specially Cancer and Scorpio. 10th house synastry, Moon in good aspect, Moon dominant person.
Song for you: N°1 Party Anthem by Arctic Monkeys
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𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄
Who are they?: The first vibes I am getting from this person is they are very mysterious, or so they like to be. They like to keep people guessing and obsessed with their energy, they are veeeeryyy magnetic. I'm kind of thinking of Damon Salvatore or even Katherine Pierce you know? If we go for masculine and femenine energy. This person loves to play with people's mind and desires, they know they are very alluring and attractive and they use it to their favour. They make people even more obsessed with them, is like a game. I'm picking they love coffee a lot? Is it weird? They like strong flavoured things, they like people with a strong personality and hard to get, they themselves are hard to get. Even in the sense of romance, when you already have them, you don't really have them. As I said this person is very alluring and extremely charismatic, so i'm going to be honest with you pile three, how the hell did you get them to commit? Anyways, they like their fun and they love to have friends, I feel like having friends is even more important to them than being in a romantic relationship, because they can get that anytime they want, this person is overprotective of their energy and heart. They went through really traumatic experiences in love, so they know more about it. Deep down the guarded semblant this person really wants to connect snd find their soulmate, they believe in that a lot. They are very well-established, serious and responsible when they have to be, but looovee to spend time with their friends and have some drinks, they can do both very well.
What will the relationship be like?: Uff, this already feels INTENSE, much like pile one (you might want to check that pile too) there is an underlying seggsual attraction that has become too hard to ignore, no pun intended. Like you two trying to ignore each other for some reason until it just gets too much. The moment you two get into this commitment, you've already be hands-down crazy for each other, I see it will come very gradually the formalization, you might start as friends with benefits and it will quickly escalate into something emotional, because you two just can't help it, is so obvious. A lot of chemistry and a lot of communication, talking, talking, seggsting? It's going to be very intense, very ride or die but also very independant? Like you two will love each other deeply and be crazy for this connection, but there is no restraint in here, no codependency, which can happen, but I feel like you two will handle things very maturely and will always prioritize your own individual goals, you won't stop the other person from achieving something or making other friendships, a breath of fresh air for this person since maybe they've dealt with very toxic people in terms of love. They will bring a lot of fun to your life and you'll bring a lot of structure and support to theirs, it's a pretty well balanced energy, even if you two are normally very intense people, I believe two intense make one peaceful relationship, at least that's what'll happen to you guys.
When are they coming into your life?: Weeeeeeell I think you already know who I am talking about, see how I said you two try really hard to ignore each other until it's too much? That's exactly what is happening here. You already know this person, you like them a lot and they like you a lot too, but neither is showing it, very cat and mouse, not even that, is like trying really hard to not look at each other because you will blush qnd embarrass yourselves. Which is weird because this person or you are really direct in love normally, I think you make each other very self-conscious aand try to not come off the wrong way. Either way, if you do not know anybody yet, February is a biiggg month for you, specifically February, you probably meet or something might happen.
Channeled signs it's coming soon/it's already here: 222, 2/2, the second month, the 2nd of any month. Books, Goth. Rock music. Being very patriotic? Moving out or moving in. Likinng instagram stories. Sigh of being bewitched. Love Spell for you or to attract this person. Something with the number 8.
Their possible astrological placements (or yours): Scorpio, big. Scorpio in big three, Scorpio stellium, even a Scorpio or 8th house Stellium in synastry or composite. Aries too. Aries energy, Martian energy to the max. Aries Venus, Aries Mars. Venus Opposite or Conjuct Venus in synastry. Aquarius Sun, Moon, Venus. A lot of Fixed energy as well.
Song for you: Sweet Dreams, TN by The Last Shadow Puppets (yes i know it's not Arctic Monkeys but Alex Turner sings it so it's enough for me)
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𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑
Who are they?: Okay, this person is so lovely, they act mean and tough but they're super kind and respectful. I will say they have a big heart that's been through a lot, and it's not only about romantic deceptions, they have been through a lot with close family memebers, where their basic needs or wants were never important. This person has learned to be more cautious of people and to not be easy to manipulate like in their formative years, super respectful and has a soft spot for animals, cats specifically. They love a lot, they show it very little. This person is on the quieter side, or they barely even talk about themselves, they don't like that kimd of attention because they think it might get them in trouble, or probably they like the attention they can control. This person is, as I said, so lovely, that's the best way to represent them; lovely. They listen and they are attentive, really good friends and they love to pay attention to things people don't usually see. I see them as being in the spectrum or having some sort of learning issues, that's why they might've had a rough childhood maybe their parents were too demanding with them and expected things from them they cognitively couldn't deliver. This person is always waiting for something bad to happen, sadly, prone to sadness or negativity, but they love to hangout with their close-knit, super shy, or super talkative, depends on the person.
What will the relationship be like?: Oh super cute, this connection will teach both of you to deal with emotions and with ever day issues more maturely, you will learn so much from each other. Now, I don't particullarly see this super strong seggsual chemistry, but because i don't think that's something you two will be focused on when starting this relationship. I see something more emotional, even on the friend side. I believe you two will be friends before turning into lovers, there's this deep understanding of each other in a way no one else understands you, you get me? Is going to be kinda spiritual, a lot to learn and a lot to enjoy. I don't see this being a difficult relationship if you two are willing to learn from mistakes and move on. This person is the one feeling more on the physical side than you, I see them as someone with experience or maybe you have very little experience and are very romantic, this person is aswell, they focus a lot on your body when you're not looking, but as I said before, this is someone super respectful and always trying to make you feel comfortable in their presence, the intimate moments more than anything, that's something very important for them. I see immediate commitment, as soon as you two admit to each other that you like each other, things will move fast, but it won't be bad at all. I believe is their way of showing how much they've been waiting for you, maybe they've had a crush on you for longet than they admit it to you.
When are they coming into your life?: It's been a long time coming. This is inminent, you feel like you will never find your person, but they're right there! This is already happening, it's a friend who has been acting another way towards you they don't usually act like. And you secretly know it too, if you feel like you don't know someone like this, maybe is someone you've just met, a friend of a friend, reconnecting with old friendgroups, yes, it's them. No, it's not an ex, before you ask. This feels like a friend who's had a crush on you for forever, it's happening as we speak, open your eyesssss.
Channeled signs it's coming soon/it's already here: Summer, childhood friends, you both are nerds fr. Caleb from Love & DeepSpace, liking the sun because it reminds them of you. Compliments on your hair or the smell of your hair. Complicated home situation. Stranger Things, something about hair, like dying it another color. Yellow. 2013 emo music, lol. It's Nice To Have a Friend.
Their possible astrological placements (or yours): Mutable energy is crazy here. Gemini in big three, specially Sun and Rising, Virgo Venus, 7th house synastry or 7th house Stellium in composite, being soulmates since little kids. Ascendant opposite Ascendant. Gemini Stellium, a lot of Gemini and Pisces placements, Virgo Rising as well.
Song for you: 505 by Arctic Monkeys
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