Keep Calm and Mariah Carey On
If Mariah Carey gets one thing right, it’s the ability to look good and unbothered as fuck as the world burns up around her.
There could be forces the likes of which she knows not and she will roll her eyes and sigh before asking it what it wants. When gravity attacks, she rolls her eyes and makes other people pick up the slack for her inability to keep upright on two-legs because bipedalism is an evolutionary trait that needs to get its shit together with gravity. Has nothing to do with her.
And then she probably belittles Science.
Space/Time Continuum: *Does space/time continuum-ish shit* Mariah: *rolls eyes* Whut do you want? Space/Time Continuum: Nothing… *Stops existing* Mariah: *Still here doing Mariah shit*
If a monster attacks whatever the hell city she lives in, she’ll tell the thing to wait for her to put on her heels before strutting away. It’s like that ya’ll.
She has no time for… anything, really.
While you may or may not be here for her, she has enough money and shine and sparkle that your opinion is irrelevant. She is on a level all her own, whether that level is in the material world or some place far away in her mind that only she can see (not a mental health joke–she’s imaginative as hell and she shows it in her art). She lives in a world of her own design.
If we can learn one thing from Mariah Carey (other than to ignore shit that you should pay attention to) it’s that when you are centered, the world moves around you. Being calm is a power reserved for people who are above all. They can pick and choose when and how to react (or if they ought to). When you have peace of mind and spirit, you can better prioritize your life and the tasks that matter.