#idontnegotiate

[kenyadiggit]

This is the reason I will die alone lol #idontnegotiate #masbiensolaquemalacompañada #lovemeorleaveme #doordonotthereisnotry lol I had to throw that # https://www.instagram.com/p/CHzDZyblqNq6WoU0MrM1Ofelhdceg2cZe6UOUM0/?igshid=1cb701f90wmod

[codenamearchangel]

((The following people have been added to my relationships page:

superstarspectre

drsolus

ofmouldedclay

ltpendejo

idontnegotiate

desora-arterius

commandersheparrd

If anyone else who has had significant (and I mean more than one conversation) interaction with Garrus would like to be added to it, please like this post and I'll add you.))

[codenamearchangel]

idontnegotiate replied to your post: [msg: g vakarian] Here's me reminding you that you're the least infuriating turian I have ever met. I stg if I have to deal with one more turian political shitstorm of 'Weeeh protocol' I'm gonna shoot someone. [msg: g vakarian] Probably not anywhere lethal. A foot. or a tentacle.

[reply] Are you forgetting that I headbutted a krogan? [reply] Uh oh. He’s staring at me. Quick, pretend you’re a valuable intelligence asset messaging me with critical mission updates.

[REPLY] Oh yeah. I remember that, now that you mention it.

[REPLY] Shouldn't you be the one pretending you're contacting a valuable intelligence asset? I'm not the one who's in an Alliance meeting or wherever you are. I could make it worse. I could start sending you really kinky things.

[codenamearchangel]

[msg: g vakarian] Here's me reminding you that you're the least infuriating turian I have ever met. I stg if I have to deal with one more turian political shitstorm of 'Weeeh protocol' I'm gonna shoot someone. [msg: g vakarian] Probably not anywhere lethal. A foot. or a tentacle.

[REPLY] That's good to know, though I'd advise against shooting anyone.

[REPLY] Or you could just headbutt them. Remember when I did that to Harkin? That felt good.

[codenamearchangel]

♥ *Offers.* =3

((/loves on))

[sonofamanda]

idontnegotiate started following you.

"Yours is not a uniform I have seen before.  Explain yourself and your presence aboard this ship immediately or I will have you detained."

[codenamearchangel]

[Personal Message] To: Garrus From: Shepard [Don't think I'm not going to get you back for that dance crap you pulled on me. It's on, Vakarian. It's on.]

[REPLY] I changed your reputation from "bad dancer" to "decent dancer," just so you know. That alone should be enough for you to forgive me.

[codenamearchangel]

((*Drowns you in ★s and ☆s.))

((you feels taker, you.))