Oct 6, 2020
I’ve been ripped off XDD
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I’ve been ripped off XDD
Lawyer: *points to broken coffee machine* Who broke it?
Doctor: ... I did. I broke it—
Lawyer: No. No, you didn’t. Miss Sweetheart?
Gardener: Don’t look at me, look at Mr. Pierson!
Thief: What?? I didn’t break it!
Gardener: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Thief: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Gardener: Suspicious...
Thief: No, it’s not!
Grave Keeper: If it matters, probably not but... Luca was the last one to use it.
Prisoner: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Grave Keeper: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Prisoner: I use the wooden stirrers to fix my invention! Everyone knows that, Andrew!
Doctor: Let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Mr. Riley.
Lawyer: No. Who broke it?
Prisoner: Freddy, Victor’s been awfully quiet—
Postman: ???
Everyone: *screaming*
Lawyer, later: I broke it. It burned my hand so I threw it. I predict in ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick...good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Any survivor ever: What IS this game???
The Seer, watching the Embalmer: He’s still sulking. He’s dead inside.
The Seer: just like everyone else is gonna be dead on the OUTSIDE!!
The letter: Not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed.
Every survivor ever: something tells me this manor isn’t going to be too good for my health.