#ifuckingdied

[evasbooksblogandmore]

I am my safest sex partner... I’m Telling my husband this😂😂😂😂😂 look babe it’s not safe.. you can give me the corona but here’s a toy it won’t give it to you and you won’t give it to me and vice versa #dead #ifuckingdied #lmmfao #omg #mylungs #ithurts #wtfisthis https://www.instagram.com/p/B-FUETwg95G/?igshid=1fu1x4zppfggc

[alecslovelyhusband]

"Will you marry me?" "Only if you'll marry me too"

-Magnus and Alec

[thefightinggay]

Quote of the Day:

"I'm sorry, the old Sam can't come to the phone right now.

Why? Oh.

Cause he's trans."

[therooftoppoems]

Nine years ago today is the day that I got ran over. I broke a lot of bones, tire some ligaments, gained some nerve damage, and fucking died. I've had some ups and downs, but I don't know if I'd change anything. I met Kayla because of it, that's the most important thing. Plus, I've met all kinds of amazing friends, some I talk to every day, some I don't talk to as much as I'd like, here's looking at you @magesrepresent, but in all, I'm pretty happy with how everything's turned out so far. Happy Getting Ran Over Day!!! #happygettingranoverday #nineyearsagotoday #ifuckingdied #damnmylegsarefuckingwhite #october2nd #2007 (at Andersonville)

[spared-sans]

Omegle chat log

This was the greatest thing ever ohmygod. This was amazing!

[killerkateykat]

Boyfriend and I eating CinnaStix in the morning and he starts looking for a napkin: Tuck: "Can I have a-" sticks fingers in mouth "Never mind. Found it"