I am and will always be your loving husband

[xatheer-castielx]

Magnus: Can I borrow your phone!?

Alec: No

Magnus: Why ?!

Alec: *remembering the 100 photos he has of him and Church together*

Alec: *remembering telling Magnus he don't like Church very much *

Alec: I'm cheating on you

[alecslovelyhusband]

Me when I see people who HAVE THE AUDACITY to think that Magnus is top even though CASSANDRA CLARE HERSELF said that Alec is top smh.

[dailyharryshumjr]

harryshumjr: What if that vent on the mask was a device that has the ability to translate to any language you desire to speak and you can communicate with anyone. Shit. That’d be cool. Oh yeah it’s also pretty cool to wear a mask. For you know, health reasons. #stopthespread

[i-like-to-look-at-your-back]

Haikyuu!! Week Day 1 - First serve

Keep in mind that Suga is actually 6 months older than Daichi. So he should know better than teach little kids such dangerous stuff.

[immortals-malec]

Fucking movie Alec is a stalker too, he’s got nothing else better to do then look like he’s fifty. 

[alecslovelyhusband]

Fr😂

[overheard-at-takis]

Jace, texting: Pick me up

Jace: I’m drunk

Alec, texting back: send me your location

Jace, texting: I love that song

[alecslovelyhusband]

Send me your location. Let's focus on communicatin cause I just need the time and place to come through

I had to cause Khalid owns my whole world🥺✌🏻

[alecslovelyhusband]

Alec: I never beg

Jace: And why did you scream "Oh yes please" last night?

Alec: *Head turning red* I've no idea what you're talking about

Magnus from the other room: Surreee

[alecslovelyhusband]

Magnus: I want you to erase all my memories of Alec.

Brother Zachariah/Jem: I own you my life and I would do anything to help you. For that very question, I must refuse your question.

*In his mind* LISTEN HERE YOU DUMB FUCK. I DIDN'T FOUND A MALEC-FANCLUB FOR YOU TO ASK ME THAT.

[silverbanerunes]

Alec: Do you want to know how I really hurt my wrist?

Simon: Yes.

Alec: I was hula hooping. Magnus and I attended a class for fitness and for fun.

Simon: Oh my god.

Alec: I’ve mastered all of the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Simon: Why are you telling me this?

Alec: Because no one will ever believe you.

Simon: You sick son of a bitch.

[alecslovelyhusband]

OMG BROOKLYN 99

[umkasandiary]

Some malec and.. jalec? No, no, malec, after all =)

[alecslovelyhusband]

WTH just happened!?!?

[alecslovelyhusband]

I'M GONNA WATCH THIS SCENE UNTIL I DIE UNDER A HEART ATTACK CAUSE MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS ENDLESS ADORABLE LOVE

[alecslovelyhusband]

MY HEART BEATS FASTER THAN SHAQUILLE O'NEAL RUNS

[alecslovelyhusband]

BAESSSS

[alecslovelyhusband]

MADZIE MA CUTIE

ALEC LOOKS SOOO DAMN FINE

AND JEM... FUCK I THINK I'M PREGNANT

[alecslovelyhusband]

"I am and will always be your loving husband"

-Malec

[alecslovelyhusband]

AWW MY BABIES FML I MISS THEM SO MUCH

[alecslovelyhusband]

OMG MY BABIES I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEM. I'M FEELING THEIR ENDLESS LOVE FOR EACHOTHER THROUGH MY PHONE. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND WISH THEM ALL HAPPINESS IN THE WHOLE WORLD. THEY DESERVE SUCH A AMAZING AND HEART MELTING ENDING LIKE NO ONE ELSE EOOLFEMDLDKE💕💕💕