#ifyoudontsitdown

[mzsummerdion]

This look can say so many things....hahahahha whatcha think I was thinking? #IwishYouWould #shutUp #wtf #thisMuthaf**** #ifYouDontSitDown #girlBye #boyBye #what?

[stabsinthe-archive]

ifyoudontsitdown replied to your post: anonymous asked:all the ones that...

Do people really start to whistle? That’s a shit thing to do.

they do and thats how i know who not to befriend

[fivesecondmemory]

I really should disconnect the butane before something stupid happens

Hey Jei you know how you reblogged the how to deal with crushes thing and the last one was 'set yourself on fire in front of your crush' 

the terrible thing is I absolutely could 

every night when I clean the stove things we have I forget to disconnect the butane 

I could actually set myself on fire very easily 

Iiiiii need to disconnect those more often

[fivesecondmemory]

ifyoudontsitdown replied to your post:Fuck

Don’t die you are important to the revolution

I am important to everything  FORTUNATELY I didn't die 

[explolalola]

ifyoudontsitdown replied to your post “Rant.”

would it be weird to reblog this? It speaks to me because of how true it is

Go right ahead! I wrote it in a very frustrated mood so I hope it all came out without sounding too jumbled, haha. ^_^

[leahloveslife]

Jei

I hate guacamole.

[fivesecondmemory]

bends-sinister replied to your post:The barista at the cafe made me an Americano with...

this has happened to me too! ‘did you say four shots with that?’ ‘why is that even possible’

dude I know right 

it's really funny because the reason she offered me a five shot americano was because they were out of the cold-brew iced coffee they have, and I was just like ".....sure, fine, I just - I need caffeine now."   I drank it all and so far my heart hasn't imploded, so there's that.  

jaywithwings replied to your post:The barista at the cafe made me an Americano with...

I’m so jealous I think I might die. Also I am dying for real

I am so sorry.  I wish I could make you not dying.  Instead all I can do is say stay as far away from me as you can (and I mean that in the most loving way possible)

ifyoudontsitdown replied to your post:The barista at the cafe made me an Americano with...

look at you working at whole foods and drinking starbucks

I know right?  Although actually our Whole Foods has an in-house cafe.  That's where I've been getting my coffee for the past few days.  (don't tell starbucks but they're better than starbucks) 

[fivesecondmemory]

ifyoudontsitdown replied to your post:ifyoudontsitdown replied to...

Yeah. But everyone else I know is a fucking garbage disposal and I’m here with half a pb&j. My doc says I’m going to have to start having protein shakes because I’ve lost too much weight and I need to be gaining by now :c

oh damn that sucks aaaa.  Well I dunno if you'd want to use protein powder and blend shakes yourself or just get protein shakes already...shakeified, but if you do I know that this stuff tastes pretty good.