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Dum inter homines sumus, colamus humanitatem. // As long as we are among humans, let us be humane.  

[si-doucement-deactivated2023040]

shhhhh not right now, i’m fantasizing about financial stability

[pmamtraveller]

The Spectral Titans, by Anthony Machuca

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[solitairians]

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[solitairians]

[liberalsarecool]

The bubble is nigh.

[agpsoundsystem]

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[luminouspica]

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

[explolalola]

You know, if there's a 'male loneliness epidemic', you would think there would also be a female loneliness epidemic... if women were sad to be without men. But they seem to be doing just fine.

[mihai-florescu]

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

[niyarest]

[lezbians]

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[shannondiazs]

*sees a mutual in my dash* i love you 🥺🫶 *sees a different mutual in my dash* i love you 🥺🫶 *sees yet another mutual in my dash* i love you 🥺🫶

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[too-hilarious]

I want a doot doot

[surferbobby16-blog]

Y'all better be shittin me

[awkward-scarfy-boi-deactivated2]

do it

[psychlocked]

give me doot doot

[pride-on-a-string]

Please??

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

We might break this person

[yetizeus]

doot doot?

[generic-blog-name-69]

Can I have one?

[life-is-arrowing]

gimme a d o o t d o o t

[jesus-christ-super-ace]

doot doot

[finns-glitter-glue-deactivated2]

OH?

[thecrabbybarista]

UPDATE

[parkerpeter24]

I bet I won’t.

[halfblood-princess-505-deactiva]

How bout me?:)

[marvelousell]

Hm🤔

[marvelousell]

OKAY UPDATE SKSKSKS

[holylulusworld]

Okay. Here we go. 😂

UPDATE: 2.253.862 notes and I still got one!

[retromotherfuckers]

i want a doot doot

[god-of-the-sun-hyperion]

I just want a lil doot doot😓

[odysseuscore-deactivated2024081]

im curious..

[just--a--random--human--being]

can i get one?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

do me :3

[green-tea217-deactivated2024122]

Ok but is it true?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

it took a little bit to get doot dooted for me

[icyredrose]

I gotta test this

[janmutelokan]

mmh

[swallowtailpenis]

doot doot?

[thatparablog2]

I wanna doot doot real‼️‼️

[del3tingalltracezz-deactivated2]

doot doot/

[th3-pr0ph3tt]

…i wanna b dooted :<

[hmmmourhwash-deactivated2025052]

Im testing if its scam or not

[k4bby]

gimme gimme

[wheezecheese]

I don’t believe you

[v11v1-en]

there’s no way

[v11v1-en]

???

[blaxolt]

reblogging 3 times for science

[rinatepaste]

i need to know

[phorbolicious]

…Does this still work?

[warmfuzz-ies]

Uhh

[ho-ho-homosxual]

yo wait does this actually still work???

[stanley-the-coolest]

DOOT DOOT

[the-evil-possum-deactivated2025]

:0 doot doot?

[justshinythings]

i must say, i am curious to see what becomes of this

[smolwriter]

doot doot?

[tearsofthefungus]

Aint no way

[helpmemiku]

i wonder….

[snipemeout]

is it still around?

[helpmemiku]

it is! I got the ask today lol

[purgatory-waiting-room-offical]

hmm.

[blooket-offical-deactivated2025]

for science!

[community-notes-real]

Readers Added Context:

There’s literally no way

[makeitfast9052]

THEY FUCKED UP ITS A HUMAN YALL WTF

[communistsgaycousin]

if it is a human, doing this for thirteen years is crazy and i respect their dedication to the bit so much

[thecatboyknight-offical]

Go for it

[potasium-offical]

for science…

[the-color-orange-offical]

what do you think the chances are that it’s a group of people?

[lizardsfromspace]

Imagine washing up on Dinotopia and getting a talk saying "unfortunately, you can't escape this island! You'll never go home or see your loved ones ever again" & then while you're crying they say "I'm sorry, you'll just have to live on the island of dinosaur communism for the rest of your life" and you look up through your bleary eyes and go. Wait what

[yendarvis]

Once the dead man is revived, we can ask him five questions, at which point he will die again, never to be re-revived.

[haltraveler]

The fact that they use the exact mechanics from the game to make this joke. It’s that kind of love for the source material that makes this movie so special

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]