#ignoring this

[brightbeautifulthings]

"There needs to be an error code that means 'I received your request but decided to ignore you.'"

— Martha Wells, Rogue Protocol

[spaghetticat3899]

I’m refusing to acknowledge this new card as canon. His signature in the merch card doesn’t match the in-game one, plus, they cropped out his moobs. However, I read his name was originally written as Grant, so… ignore the merch and you can say it’s game canon!

Carling. Carling. I hate that. I hate that as much as “Curlman”. Fuckin’ Carling.

Johanna, one of the devs and the artist of the asset and merch, stated that it was originally “Grant Curly”. Since it’s significantly post-release and contradicts the game asset, I’m gonna cope and seethe, pretending this is as canon as Joetastic’s animations (which is not).

[giffypudding]

Don't mind me

[babylion]

[mythologicalthearter]

100 day streak of ignoring el pájaro de muerte

[mythologicalthearter]

Damn bro, stop being dramatic.

That’s my job, now go mope in the corner while I blissfully ignore you and your problems.

[singinginsoil]

(Please I just want a friend is that too much to ask)