Feb 28
ykw sorry Igor i’d be mad if someone creamed my corn too
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ykw sorry Igor i’d be mad if someone creamed my corn too
where the igor straminsky fans at. it cannot be just me
Rambling/Rants of a Mad Man
Bro why tf is everyone on M*A*S*H so goddamn attractive!?
If half of them weren't married I'd be all over them.
Good lord Hawkeye makes me blush, but I know he wouldn't be someone to live happy ever after with, a nice date or a one-night stand perhaps.
I love Trapper's curls and that smile, but he's married and devoted. (although he did cheat)
Henry's smile gets me too but yet again he's a devoted husband who desperately wanted to see his wife and kid after it was born. (Abyssinia, Henry crushed me)
I never thought I'd be falling for a priest but Father Mulcahy can get it (I know it'll never happen since he's a priest), but to his truthers I see the vision.
Klinger I'd be shipping with myself if he wasn't married, his features and that hair gets me riled up, I'd want a man that would stay with me even though he had the opportunity to leave but didn't just to help me find my family, now if that's not dedication I don't know what is.
Igor is also someone I fancy, that poor man always takes shit from everyone just for doing his job, glad he got one episode to let off some heat, he has a girlfriend even though he's married so either he has an open marriage or he's not telling his wife something and that is a mess I don't want to be involved with if it's the second option.
Kellye is someone I'd love to dance with and she's cute as hell, I don't know why Hawkeye didn't want her (screw him more for me) that episode really made me want to punch him in the face for leading her on like that.
I have no idea why but I'd want Zale to use his nose to do unspeakable things to me (no I will not elaborate) I hate that he's mean to Klinger tho and he also cheats on his wife (not surprised).
Rizzo has me so conflicted because I can't tell if I'd want to run his ass over (the episode where he threw a dud grenade at BJ in the shower had me so pressed dude it was just a joke and the ep with him, Charles and the vase I would've done worse than attempt to crack the damn thing over his head if I were Charles), deck him or make out with him in one of those jeeps, I feel like he's one of those types that has an open marriage and doesn't care if Zola has other men over while he's gone just as long as she's still loyal (the Christmas episode he asked Charles if his date had a friend to tell him and in Morale Victory he could be seen with a nurse massaging his shoulders next to BJ and Hawkeye during the party), whatever the case may be I do know his little gremlin ass makes me frustrated as hell.
His dark eyes twinkle, those thicc lips and that hair makes me wild and hot in the southern hemisphere.
I need to plead my case because rn I look insane 😭
(Idc if this lil mfer tried that with me in the shower I'd tar and feather his ass while he's sleeping and then make him walk on hot burning coals without shoes)
OMG that hair makes me crazy.
(His eyes got me in this episode oml and those lips)
(This is me petting his stupid pathetic lil ass like the dog he is if you even care)
They'd have to put me in a straight jacket and court martial my ass (like they did to Frank in the M*A*S*H movie) because I'd either be screaming and wanting to fistfight with his lil ass every time I saw him or I'd be humping his leg.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE THIS LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER AND WHAT HE DOES TO ME!
Who most likely got a divorce post war?
Trapper
Frank
B.J.
Potter
Igor
Another married character (who?)
How did Igor manage to stay through the entire war AND remain a private
incoming cap dump
episode titles at the bottom
they arent good but i harvested them myself
point of view s7e11 // bottle fatigue s8e16 // goodbye, farewell and amen s11e16 [twice] // peace on us s7e2 [twice] // no sweat s9e11 // divided we stand s2e1 // rally round the flagg, boys s7e22 // welcome to korea part 1 s4e1 // sons and bowlers s10e2
to finish it off. large section of Point of View because that was my tester episode for my new screencap ability and i went silly mode
the only order they are in was the order my heart felt like
also my way of screencapping was desperately pausing at around the right time, no exact scrubbing so. godspeed