#ihatechildren

[bearacat]

dude I smacked the fuck out of a child now he needs jaw alignment surgery

[whillingtown]

ready #halloweenaubureau #bingecandies !!!! Hâte de voir le défilé de costumes so sweet 😂 #ihatechildren (à Réseau City'Zen Agence Saint André de Cubzac) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4RwIyli1pdkyJHzRrSyx7KY89INqknqHlq9X00/?igshid=1iw35a89z951j

[my-ladywinchester]

Went out for dinner...and we were sat at a table with this beauty over our heads. The waitress must have known 🤣♥️🐱👏 . . . . #mrmikessteakhouse #spiritanimal #catlady #ilovecats #ihatechildren #hilarious #bestartworkever (at MR MIKES Welland)

[thatartsyfag-blog]

oh happy Halloween by the way I pray that your false joy lasts even longer than the endorphin rush you get from walking around begging for handouts or in some parade where edgy kids can go to be vampires, but not just in their sexual fantasies, in real fucking life

[misshatter19]

I work at a summer camp and some campers found out I watch SPN and became convinced that I was a demon.

Not even a day later, they approached me for a high five to which I found that their hands were wet.

“Girls, why are your hands ummmm wet?”

“ITS HOLY WATER DOES IT BURN!!!!!” was their rather excited response.

Unsatisfied with my answer being no they STOLE SALT FROM THE KITCHEN AND SALTED THE DOORS AND WINDOWS OF THEIR CABIN! THESE GIRLS ARE LIKE 10! SEND HELP!

[rambleonthelifesong-blog]

Fucking brat

When your significant other helps you pick up and you blow up on them for helping is bullshit. Stop acting like a brat and accept some help when you need it and say thankyou when you don't because thats one less thing you had to waste your time on.

[causticcafe-blog]

Everyone Else Hates Your Children

If you have brought a child to a cafe with you, please for the love of god, keep an eye on them. Hold them to the standards of manners that is expected of everyone. If you fail to do this, then rest assured, everyone hates your kid. We may smile and act as if they’re cute but trust me, inside we’re just bursting to tell you to keep your shitty child off the god damned counters and shut his damn mouth up. It’s so incredibly rude to allow your child to keep screaming and shrieking while other people are trying to enjoy a conversation or perhaps just a quiet moment in the cafe.

Look, I get it. Children are hard to control. If I see you actively making an effort to discipline your child and keep him in line then I have no problem with you. But if you’re sitting there chatting with your friends while your child runs around the cafe grabbing people’s jackets, climbing on counters, and hanging on the traffic ropes then fuck you. Get out. No one wants you and your dumb ass child in here. 

[capturingpeace]

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An outtake from the other video. (Play video with sound.) #funny #sunset #CostaRica #video #ihatechildren