22 Things I’ve done since falling in love with Timothée Chalamet:
1. Obsessively watched CMBYN—an obscene number of times
2. Watched all of the other movies he’s in
3. Followed countless Instagram accounts dedicated to the actor
4. Made this Tumblr just for more viewing of Timothée pictures and gifs
5. Bought 3 shirts with his picture or name on them
6. Decided to let my eyebrows fill in
7. Started taking French lessons again
8. Watched countless hours of video interviews about CMBYN or just Timothée talking, acting or dancing
9. Considered taking acting, dancing and signing lessons myself
10. Multiple times every day searching for new content
11. Researched the woman he was reported to be making out with at Cannes
13. Written journal entries to try and further explore my attraction to him
14. Tried to convince all of my friends to watch CMBYN and dropped it into any conversation I can without getting too annoying
15. Had a conversation with my bestie about how my sexual orientation and exploration of my sexual preferences perfectly aligns with his personality and image
16. Considered getting a CMBYN tattoo
17. Read the book the movie was based on
18. Plan to reread the book
19. Considered whether a grown woman can legitimately display a poster of an actor in her bedroom
20. Put some thought into outfits that I could wear that would align with his style
21. Daydreamed about ways I could possibly create a situation for us to meet
22. Not given Armie Hammer his due, because Timothée is such a shiny star of a young man he makes me ignore everything else that matters