#ii berlin

[callmebabefortheweekend13]

Update: Dan is a mess and just threw stuff to the floor. Relatable.

[amethysthollis]

ii m&g berlin

[sixofdemigods]

II Berlin

- literally the whole venue screaming when the g-note played

- "Phil gobbled down the sausage [Currywurst], I'm never saying that again, but I saw it happen"

- "Phil ist kaputt", "stop stroking your Kinder", so many German words, I'm suddenly feeling regretful I didn't go to the Warsaw show just to hear them speak Polish

- Dan keeps a pride flag, anime figurines and rare memes in the secret box under his bed

- Phil: Brendon Urie should be banned because he's too beautiful, just looking at his forehead makes your eyes fall out

- Dan while justifying why a meteor crashing into the earth would be a good thing: "smack me daddy"

- "sausages and trains, that's your culture", "why not both, sausages going in a tunnel" (Phil suggestively pointing to his mouth)

- Dan drank a pint of champagne when he was 10 at his aunt's wedding because it tasted like sprite

- so many other things but I can't remember right now I'm too shook

[theoldbranding]

guys...

my friend that has meet and greet just met them and she told them about me and that i started my recovery five years ago and that i couldn’t be at their meet and greet but i love them so much and she told them that i am thankful that dan is open about depression and

they told her to say this:

„tell her that we‘re so glad she’s here tonight and that we‘re so so proud of her. tell her we love her.“

i‘m fucking crying

[geminiandaquariusdnp]

ii Berlin

So i just got back and I'm still shocked.

- It was bloddy amazing but also soo loud. Im glad that their sound was so loud that you could still understand them over the screams.

- It was moist. Literally. It was 32°C outside and the venue was even hotter. The boys were sweating like hell. Poor boys. But also poor audience. I melted in my chair.

- The second part of the show is definitely better and more entertaining.

- Dan was on the weel again and I'm glad because that's what I wanted to see.

- Sadly, I couldn't buy a shirt because i did not want to stand and wait for over an hour at the merch stand. Well I'll buy it later when they release it on the shop.

- I noticed pretty good what was script and what not even though I only had a few spoilers beforehand. But i didn't really care.

- There was one moment tho where Phil said something really dirty (more than usual) and they were BOTH so shocked and just looked at each other and started laughing. Phil went to hide behind the stage and Dan just kept laughing and making faces. Like that was really cute and i also couldn't stop laughing.

- I was shocked when I saw them. I just couldn't stop staring at Dan. He's such a handsome man. It's almost unbelievable.

- And Phil's voice is perfect. It's so much higher than in his videos but it's so clear and soft. Idk i could listen to it for every second of the day.

Conclusion: I want to see it again and I already miss them.

[fin-flora]

I also want to point out that it says “Sex macht schön” which is german for “sex makes you beautiful” ...

hence dnp fuck each other all the time cause they are beautiful and yes this does make sense...

[thefandommess]

never have I ever thought I'd get to see 2 000 people getting G-noted

[redpandapirate]

Things that happened at the II show in Berlin

I was at Saturdays show in Berlin and I gotta say, it was amazing. I was at TATINOF as well and I was already suspecting a few things. We all know that Dan and Phil like to make a few jokes about the country they're in and maybe even throw in some native words. Well let me tell you they spoke quite a few things in German and it was hilarious. Also they brought up sausages a lot, which lead to more sexual innuendos than there would've already been. I already thought this would happen since it was also the cast at TATINOF. Here are a few things that happend/they said.

- "I never saw him gobble down a sausage that fast!" - Dan Howell about Phil who ate Currywurst and liked it (everyone cheered)

- Phil forgetting what the first segment is called and Dan calling Phil "kaputt" (broken) because he said the wrong thing

- Another sausage innuendo this time about the sausage/train going into Phil's mouth (yes he showed the movement of it going in his mouth)

- Dan stripping out of the thing he wore on the wheel and flashing the audience his ass (dw he had pants on omg) and everyone screamed

- Dan continuing to pull off those clothes in the background but failing miserably while everyone was screaming and Phil wanted to talk and he just looked at him

- "Covering Phil (naked) in Ketchup and curry so you can eat him" - Dan Howell

- In the segment what Dan keeps in the secret box under his bed someone answered a pride flag and Dan said "Aww! But why would that be in there?"

A list of German things they said:

- Kannst du nicht?? (Can you not??)

- Du bist schön! (You are beautiful!)

- Currywurst (German sausage)

- Phil ist kaputt! (Phil is broken (in his head))

- Deine Mutter! (Your mother!)

- stop petting your kinder (Kinder=children)

- The power is going to my Kopf (Kopf=head)

- Nein!! (No!!)

- Stop Stop Stop (with German pronunciation)

- Hallo! (Hello!)

- Ich liebe dich (I love you (to the audience))

- Hallo ich heiße Phil (Hello my name is Phil)

Things they didn't reference that I thought they would reference maybe:

- Beer; at TATINOF Dan even drank beer on stage and they referenced it quite a few times. This time they didn't at all which was quite disappointing because I was literally drinking one during the show

- Merkel; Last time they referenced her heavily and joked about getting deported

Also: I saw a lot of people that had pride flags with them (I was one of them). I thought that was pretty cool because at TATINOF I was basically the only one that had one except one other group. V nice!