My outlook on Bradley Rooney
First Impressions
When I first met Bradley Rooney I don’t even know long ago I literally assumed he was gay. He had the ugliest blonde hair I’ve ever seen. He just looked really skinny (his BMI is 18) and just I didn’t like him. He just seemed like the basic gay bitchy white man that wants to be a LGBTIAQ+ advocate.
His whole like personality
He’s like nice he’s not really nice. He’s capable of being a bitch. Oh, just it’s Bradley Rooney. He just seems like the type of person because he’s smart and nerdy that if you get on the bad side of him, he’s gonna write like an 1,000 word essay on Instagram/Facebook about how much he hates you. One time he just admitted he got himself into drama because someone called him “manipulative”. Instantly I go, isn’t that because you’re Bradley Rooney? Even I can go… you’re like smart right? And you also work as a positive behavioural psychologist AND you have a bachelors in psychology I don’t know what you major in… isn’t that what you studied in uni? All people who do psychology in uni like Lockie my support worker or Andrew my support worker all of them have the same personality. Like once you let them open up and get to know them, they’re capable of being a bitch. Lockie Williams had an Instagram perfect account and I just snaked him on a fake account saying that he looked gay and he instantly blocked me. Andrew even he is all “I don’t use Instagram because I don’t want drama.” Bradley Rooney tried being all like “oh I just literally deleted Facebook and Instagram and social media” and I’m just all like “so you don’t use ANY messaging apps? What’s the point of having a mobile phone then?”
How does he do his job?
If you bring up LGBTIAQ+ issues he gets super involved, literally whipping out his IPad Air and going like “here are statistics of LGBTIAQ+ getting bullied in schools.” And I just literally: “I saw the same set of statistics when I was like in year 9… those statistics are outdated now.” Even I use go like: “I went to high school from 2015-2020. All the LGBTIAQ+ material is all old though. There’s 0 coverage of Cyberbullying. Doesn’t even mention Instagram. Does t even mention Snapchat. Doesn’t mention TikTok. Cat fishing, account phishing, account hacking… if you really want to prevent the bullying of LGBTIAQ+ youth schools need to actually update their resources that aren’t from 2010.”
Even for me, Bradley is already 30+ years old. He graduated over 12 years ago. In 2023-12=2011. Instagram doesn’t exist yet. Definitely not Snapchat. Facebook does exist. Facebook is for old people. People don’t even watch TV anymore.
What did Bradley Rooney do when he was in high school?
“Oh just literally me not showing up to PE because it’s not a real class so I can just skip school. I just really thought I was a little shit.”
See?
Why do you think I hate my life. I was fresh out of high school when you first met me.
I did the same thing.
Year 7
“I hate German. It’s useless. Don’t study for it.”
“Miss Rota is very Rota in history.”
“Literally Ms. Shepard never turns up to teach us geography.”
“Literally Ms. sorenson is fat in Maths.”
“Literaly Ms. Fischer just showed us a Netflix movie of she’s the man or whatever because nobody in the class was trying.”
“PE/HPE nobody studies and nobody studies because it’s not a real class.”
“Food Tech isn’t a real class. It’s food tech. All we literally do is bake cookies and I made fried rice.”
“Maths. Ok. That’s a real subject.”
“English. You have to do that in year 12. It’s a real subject.”
“Science. That’s a real subject.”
Even me,
- food tech = cooking? Useless
- VCD = no future
- Art = useless, homeless, working at McDonalds
German = useless
Chinese = I speak it at home and go to Chinese school
Geography/history = humanities which is useless
Music = useless because I don’t play an instrument
Maths/Science/English = real subjects
Weekly sport = double period of doing nothing
Night of notables = everyone did it the night before
Why the rant about year 7?
Even if you’re nerdy like me, you still want to be popular. Nerds don’t try in year 7.
