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[dragqueenstarscream]

i talk about being a robot kisser as a joke but guys

i don't think it's a joke anymore

because i learned about the existence of archax and i deadass started BLUSHING

LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOLER WITH A CRUSH ON A BOY BAND MEMBER

BUT IN MY DEFENSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

LOOK AT HER

this is me rn i'm not even joking

[catastrophicur]

@hhemeraa​ !

            “ Mylesss. Are you ready yet? " If I get up I’m going to kick in your bedroom door. Jude fidgets in his seat at kitchen island, purple - and - orange striped claws tapping against his half - empty glass of apple juice, furtive gaze bouncing between it and where his not - boyfriend roommate - friend is taking F O R E V E R.  “ I thought you wanted us to head out early. “  Not that it isn’t still very early, but Jude’s just about trembling with impatience. There are pumpkins to pick and spooky decorations to buy.

[butchhatred]

Trying to give art advice to people while trying not to sound like an asshole when people have called me too blunt/rude my entire life is like trying to act like a posh 18th century gentleman talking about the art of his time as he sips his red wine and speaks in exaggerated sentences

[thatbandroadtrip]

Gangster Understudy Andy (Part 3/?) - IDGAF

[makeyouleave]

dam ive literally done the bpd cycle of 30 emotions in 2 seconds