#ikeashipping

[koizaki-io]

My boyfriend didn't commit a murder, even when people were being really annoying, so I told him as a reward we could do whatever he wanted in bed. I mean, we always can, but I'm usually the one who suggests things...

Oh, by boyfriend I mean Ibuki-kun and not IV-san, I should clarify, I have two....

Anyway, he said "let me get my knife" and I got really excited, but he was joking.

[koizaki-io]

Recently, what my present concern's been.... I want to do things-- for my boyfriends, right...? But I don't know what they like.... Like, if we do stuff I've got no idea if it's things they like or if it's things they're going along with or what. Like, Ibuki-kun doesn't seem to care about food or anything like that, so I don't think he cares whether I make a bento for him or anything... I still want to, but does it make a difference...? Or IV-san... like, he likes chocolate and cuddles and things... I don't know if he actually likes blood though or he's just going along with it.... he said "you want to play with blood? we can do that," so.... does he... not like it or.... Should I wait for them to make dates or something or do I just do it like I have been.... It doesn't feel like they don't want to but I don't know if I can be sure, and I'm worried;;; I don't think I can ask them, doesn't that just sound like I'm fishing for reassurance...; It's troublesome....

[koizaki-io]

#gratuitous misuse of ikea furniture

everyone knows io and ibuki's thing is "ikeashipping," right please have some entries from when me and lisa were straight-up dying abt this nsfw Coeus Heavens: ibuki-kun, let's do it in ÅFJÄRDEN position this time lisa the feelings assassin: JESUS Coeus Heavens: whats' the matter ibuki-kun would you rather do it ämtevik lisa the feelings assassin: "...." Coeus Heavens: (the first one was a bath towel the second one was a bedside lamp idk how you can do the latter but) lisa the feelings assassin: "Io, we need to stop bringing you to IKEA" Coeus Heavens: "no, i'm going to learn these weird names and now anytime you look at a piece of plasterboard you're going to get an erection because of me ne" lisa the feelings assassin: "Jesus Christ" exploblob: omg exploblob: lets come up with more Coeus Heavens: oh my god Coeus Heavens: more euphemisms for ikea sex? Coeus Heavens: yes please exploblob: "Im going to make your IKEA PS 2014 coffee table stand up" exploblob: iM THE W ORST Coeus Heavens: cOUYGHS LAUGHING Coeus Heavens: "you missed, a perfectly good, vanguard joke" Coeus Heavens: HE'S COUGHING INTO HIS TEA exploblob: "Oh wait" Coeus Heavens: "oh, no" Coeus Heavens: puts down tea exploblob: "Let's stand up on this IKEA PS 2014 coffee table" Coeus Heavens: "......" exploblob: IM LIT ERALLY cRYIGN exploblob: "I dont know" Coeus Heavens: "that's like product advertising, it's not sexy" Coeus Heavens: "let me try" Coeus Heavens: he actually pulled out his phone to get the name right Coeus Heavens: cleared his throat Coeus Heavens: leaned over and ran his hands up ibuki's thigh and purred Coeus Heavens: "sit in this, uhm, SKÅLBERG / SPORREN uhm, swivel chair and let me, make you see stars" Coeus Heavens: well, he tried to purr exploblob: oh my god Coeus Heavens: it's hard when you have to check your phone in the middle exploblob: i ne eee d a momegnt Coeus Heavens: "that was still too much like product placement" Coeus Heavens: S AME exploblob: "Get in my HERMNES bed(comes w/ bed frame and blanket set) with me~" exploblob: jdhhhfbvdvs i can t Coeus Heavens: still coughing exploblob: wheeze i try Coeus Heavens: "that's terrible. how about this." direct look. "screw me like one of those fiddly extra screws they keep sending. i bet i can make you curse louder than assembling this stupid furniture can." Coeus Heavens: "how's that." exploblob: ww exploblob: ho ly shit Coeus Heavens: SHINES