#ikemen oliver

[drewadoodle]

I'm spending too much time offline, please accept this small idiot as my apology:

[otomeloversunite]

Wonderland residents I pulled from the recent 4th Anniversary Card Gacha(s)

[ikemenzer0]

Look at them go ✨

[ikerevwhore]

[nafeary]

Judging the Red Army’s (and Oliver’s) Casual Clothes because I’m a Self-Proclaimed Fashion Guru

@stardust-dreamer13... well here I have the next one.

Welcome to this incredibly subjective, and borderline arrogant ranking... sounds worse than it is, but please refer to this post to understand the... criteria for this. To summarize that real quick, I’m just saying that fashion is subjective. Okay? Great, let’s go!

Also, I would have done the neutrals, but I can’t find any of their casual clothes? Do they not have them? I’ll definitely include them in my non-casual ranking tho.

Lancelot Kingsley

Hello hello, my absolute bae~ Contrasting Ray’s very casual, yet still embossed enough for a king look, Lancelot’s outfit definitely goes the more apparent “I’m a damn King” route. The three-piece ensemble is incredibly posh and enhances his figure. On top of that, the cravat and winged collar are helllla smexy. The brooch, however small it may be, compliments it pretty well to the point of completing the outfit. Also, the choice of colours is brilliant, working well with his natural colours. My only complaint is that the pattern of the collar isn’t consistent. Nitpicky, I know.

Final Verdict: YES BITCH As expected of our King! 9.5/10

Jonah Clemence

We all knew our Queen of hearts would slay! Everything about this is bomb: The colours working in perfect synchronisation and flattering is natural palette, the petal scarf that enhances his feminine side, the pleated shirt... I wasn’t a big fan of the red belt at first, but I realised that it finalises the look with the right POP.

What were you expecting? He had to one up the Queen of Spades, after all! 10/10

Edgar Bright

Well, uhm... there isn’t anything wrong with the outfit, per se, it’s just incredibly old. Nonetheless, the browns do work well to bring out the green of his eyes, so I really appreciate that, for one. Now, the tie/ascot/what-do-you-call-that-again just seems out of place with the buttoned-down collar. I do like the detailing on the jacket, but I’m just confused by the vest (single button? Outer lapels? Short peaks?)... it’s just a little too much. My favourite part about this are probably the striped pants, coz tallllllll

Final Verdict: Edgar, honey, I know you tried. Maybe just ask your pal for a little fashion assistance. 6.5/10

Kyle Ash

(Couldn’t find a better picture, sorry!) This guy knows what works for him. Like Zero, and unlike the first three officers, our doc prefers to go down the casual route, leaving his jacket in unbuttoned and omitting the dress shirt. The colours work well for him, AND THE CLEAVAGE! YES BOI! Anyway, I do feel like there is just something missing...

Final Verdict: I love love love the deep neckline, but it still looks like not much effort went into this... maybe that’s the charm...9/10

Zero

That— That’s pretty hot, ngl. The cuffed crop jacket (and its pattern)? Yes! The punk belt? Yes! The woven belt/whatever-that-is? Yes! The wristband? Yes yes yes! The only thing I’m kinda iffy about is the choice of colour. It works just fine, but I feel like they could have picked smth that compliments his eyes and blond strand better.

Final Verdict: My boi is hot, and he knows it. Looks like he’s about to join a stylish biker gang. 9/10

Oliver Knight

Okay now, I gotta be somehow historically accurate with this—which won’t be the biggest problem. Top hats were indeed in fashion in the 19th century (and were practically seen as essential). I don’t really know when double-breasted vests came into fashion, but whatever, it looks cool. The shawl lapel is a nice contrast to the usual tips and edges, and the pocket square fold is looking quite dapper. However, there is one thing I object to: the necktie combined with a winged collar. Iirc, you’re supposed to pair a cravat/ascot/bow tie with it, and NOT a tie.

Final Verdict: I personally really love this, and it makes him look smoking. What else could you want? 9/10

[Black Army]

[ikemen-stories]

One does not just lock out the Queen of Hearts, you fool.

[ikemensweetheart]

Hi! Bonsoir! I really like your writing, I've found your blog this week and I'm reading EVERYTHING you write (you made me fall for Lance again 😍). Soo ... this is the first time I request something. If is possible can you do 24 or 25 with Jonah or Oliver from the soulmate prompts? Thanks in advance.

Daw, thank you so much! I'm glad you like my content.

(Lancelot was my first route, so he has a special place in my heart. He deserves happiness.)

#24 with Oliver coming up!

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"Ouch!"

Oliver looked up from his work to see you putting your finger in your mouth. "What happened?" He asked.

"Nothing. I'm fine." You said, waving him off with your good hand.

Oliver sighed. He got up from his work bench and walked over to you. "Here, let me see it."

"Oliver, you don't have to." You objected. "It's just a paper cut. It's no big deal."

"Of course I do, dummy. It comes with the job." He retorted. Reaching up, he took your injured hand in his smaller ones and studied the cut.

You were right, it wasn't a big deal, but it was the principle of the matter. You were soulmates, and the two of you had to take care one another. Even with the small things.

So, Oliver placed a gentle kiss on you finger. He heard a sharp inhale from you, but you didn't say anything. "There. Better?" He looked up at you. Your cheeks were on fire. "Uh- um, yeah. Thanks."

"Come on, dummy, we don't have time for your dirty thoughts." He teased. "Hey!" You yelled. "That's not what I was..." You trailed off, seeing the mischievous look on his face.

"You brat." You huffed.

"I may be a brat, but your the one stuck with me."

"Oh, shut up."

Oliver chuckled as he went to sit back down. You were so cute when you got worked up.

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Thanks for reading, I hope you all enjoyed!

Stay Safe.

[habitoffline]

Heyyy!!! I loved the underage! Alice headcanon so I would love a hc for the black army or the neutrals of underage! Alice! (also I LOVE ur headcanons 🥺) thank you! ❤️

I gotchu bb!!!

(a/n) I set this up in a similar timeline as Oliver's route. So Alice is working as his assistant, at the beginning. And once again, you're sixteen in this. I hope you like it!!❤️❤️

The Black Army and Neutrals with Underage!Alice!

Obviously, Oliver was the first to find out since he looks like a child during the day time.

He never really reacted when he found out, he just kinda had a look of 'It figures' on his face.

Blanc some how already knew you were a baby child teenager thing

It's the carrots i guess

He got big brain

As you were in Oliver's 'workshop' one day Loki comes in

And Loki being Loki, he gets as close to you as possible-

and asks you on a date.

Of course Oliver slaps him and tells him you're a c h i l d

and then you argue and tell him that you're not a child, that you're almost an adult, "At least I'm closer to being an adult than you are small fry!"

Haha you ded

After Loki leaves, Oliver gives you the silent treatment, putting you in a bad mood.

So when Fenrir comes to get you that evening, you look a little pissy.

So you tell him on the way back about what happened, and when you tell him what you said he's all like

"Wait.... You're not an adult?"

and you're like "Nah I'm Sixteen"

And he just kinda nods, and keeps walking.

But now he's even more determined to keep you safe cuz you really are a child to him.

When you both get back to the headquarters, Fenrir immediately goes to tell Ray.

"Ray this is important didyouknowthatAliceisanactualbabylikeshe'slegitnotevenanadultyetshe'sachild-"

Ray.exe has stopped working

"Wot in tarnation" personified

The next morning you're talking with Seth while on your way out the door when Ray walks up to you and says

"Little missy, tell me w h y you didn't say you were only SIXTEEN!?"

-Papa Bear Ray Has Entered The Chat-

-Momma Bear Seth Has Entered The Chat-

"Excuse me?"

* Narrator voice* At the moment Alice knew she f*cked up

"I just didn't think about it??" You'd say thinking you'd slip by with out death

s i k e

"Didn't think about it? What if the Red Army got a hold of you?? Or anyone from the Magic Tower?? You would be in so much danger- and the fact that you're still g r o w i n g?? Sweetheart we gave you WINE at dinner Monday!!"

That was Seth btw

Ray went on a similar rant.

An officer when to tell Oliver you're grownded.

Sirius kinda brushed it off after the initial shock

The last one to figure it out cuz no one really talked about it after that was Luka.

It was at lunch, everyone was quietly eating when Fenrir said,"Alice when do you turn 17?"

Luka kinda just looked up from his plate of spaghetti like 'you mean when did she turn 17 right?'

"Oh in a few months, why?"

Que him staring at the noodles like they were the thoughts in his head; j u m b l e d

"She's so young.." He mumbled under his breath.

He heard Sirius snicker to his left,"You didn't know?"

He shook his head and then glanced at you, you were now smiling and laughing at Seth and Fenrir.

Sirius sighed,"I miss being that young, I felt like I had all the time in the world.."

The Jack, King, and Queen of Spades all watched as Alice laughed along with the Ace and 10 of Spades

a few weeks later you were out with Sirius, he had asked you if you wanted to get out of the headquarters for a minute and walk with him to see an old friend.

You(of course) said sure.

Not really knowing what to expect you just quietly walk along slightly behind him.

Until you get to a forest.

It's kind of dark so you're like 'huh creepy ok sure yea nice'

que spooky noise

The next thing Sirius knew was you were wrapped around his arm.

Vice grip of a scared little girl.

Thats the first time he'd actually seen you as a little girl since that one lunch.

I mean he was fine with it, it was indeed his job to protect you.

When he stopped walking was when you ended up letting his arm go in favor of his hand, clasping it between your smaller two.

He walk the both of you up to the door and knocked on it softly before a tall, quite handsome man opened it.

He let you in, Sirius introduced you both.

Harr gave you both some tea before sitting down across from you with his own.

The two older men started a friendly conversation, catching up a small bit before talking about you.

"You seem like a wonderful woman, Alice." Harr commented after you gave a small description of your life back in your world.

"Oh ho, she's not quite a woman yet." Sirius chuckled,"She's only 16." He nudged you smiling like a dad who just came up with a new dad joke.

Harr quirked an eyebrow up,"16? You'd pass to be my age and I'm over a decade older than you."

S h o o k A l i c e

"A decade- but you barley look 19???"

And then down the rabbit hole you three go talking about aging.

^^hehe get it👀

When you get back to headquarters, its lobg passed bed time and you're half asleep.

You sigh remembering you have to climb two flights of stairs to get to your room.

The Queen looks down at you as you yawn, and gently places a hand on your back to get your attention.

Having a silent conversation with your eyes, he carefully picks you up, and heads to your room.

He sets you on your bed and takes your shoes off before pulling the blanket up to your shoulders and tucking a strand of hair behind your ear.

"Goodnight, kiddo."

"Goodnight, Dad-"

whaT DiD yoU jUsT SaY-

"Sirius- Goodnight, Sirius.."

"Dad... You can call me dad while you're here."

There was a fond smile on his face as he walked out the door.

After it was closed he thought to himself

'She called me dad.. maybe I should look for a wife..'