My Sheba is of the "I will bite you" kind. Solomon had to teach her magic in order to grant her some survival chances... and in doing so, he gleefully condemned all the Devildom.
imagine showing any of the celestials that stupid little illusion that makes it look like youre pulling your thumb off and they all collectively lose their SHIT. like freaking out, yelling at solomon for teaching you dangerous magic, asking why youd ever do such a stupid thing, only for you to put it back and theyre just so baffled. once its been explained, diavolo and mammon would be enamoured, begging you to show them the trick behind it.
by extension. telling one of them youve "got their nose" and running off, only for them to chase after you and demand for it back. luke just straight up bursts into tears.
Clavis: My enjoyment of something is directly proportionate to how well it's going
Cyran: Do you mean inversely proportionate?
Cyran: Because you look like you're having the time of your life
Cyran: And last I checked, we're definitely still dangling above this pit of vipers in our underwear
Cyran: Correction, you're in your underwear. I'm still a member of the rational human population
Clavis: Hahaha! Don't be so pessimistic. There was only one way to find out if vipers respond positively to the beautiful physique of a beautiful man
Cyran: And how's that theory working out?
Clavis: I think they're positively famished for a bite of me
Cyran: If you heroically self-sacrifice yourself in the next five seconds, I'll make sure everyone in Rhodolite, in all the kingdoms, knows just how much better than you Prince Chevalier is
Clavis: ... I mean this lovingly, but you're a real asshole sometimes
Cyran: And you don't get to die on my watch
Cyran: At least not without clothes on, because I really don't want to have to explain that to everyone
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inspired by adorable fanart by erueru217 of clavis and cyran's (mis)adventures
Obey Me Headcanons: What Your Favorite Demon Brother Says About You (but make it too personal)
ALTERNATE TITLE: I judge you based on your favorite brother but I'm not very good at it
AUTHORâS NOTE: As much as I agree with all the other similar headcanons out there, I also want to write my own take on the âwhat your favorite character says about youâ HCs. So I shall be using my very limited knowledge on psychology, personal development, and how to attack people where it hurts.
CHARACTERS: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor
WARNINGS: Please donât take any of these too seriously. Iâm mostly basing on my own deduction of the characters and their representations.
Youâre used to sacrificing. Whether or not you get the recognition for it, you still continue to give and give and give to people.
However, it makes it harder to address your own lack of emotional support because you donât know how to ask for help.
Do you really favor this character because heâs âdominantâ or does it bring you comfort that someone else is taking the lead and you finally get to take a break?
And do you really just want him to eat and sleep well, or are you projecting towards this character as if he was you? Maybe, just maybe, youâre taking care of him the way you would have wanted people to take care of you?
Just in case no one had told you this today: Youâre doing great, pal. I promise you wonât lose your value just because you stopped working. You deserve a break, too.
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MAMMON:
Ah yes, the classic black sheep of the group.
Is it a family thing? Or maybe youâre the forgotten member of your friend group? The one constantly left behind? The one who is only asked out at the last minute because you werenât really part of the plan and they just needed someone to fill in the spot?
Or maybe youâre the one whose efforts are always thrown under the rug because someone is always better than you.
Like any human being, you have made mistakes throughout your lifetime. Which would be fine if only people would stop focusing on your shortcomings and forgetting about your achievements.
You want to support this man and be there for him when the whole world is against him â because thatâs also what youâve always wanted. To have someone. Someone who would stop looking at you for what you arenât and start seeing you for what you could be.
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LEVIATHAN:
Maybe, just maybe, you have a savior complex⌠but not exactly in a bad way.
Itâs more in the âIâve always felt ashamed of myself but this man doesnât have to be.â kind of way. This makes you a good person if I do say so myself.
You have your own particular special interest at one or several points of your life but no one ever reciprocated the same excitement you have towards it, making you question whether it was even worth the attention you gave it.
Have you ever had an interest on an instrument, a sport, or maybe something with arts or writing? But because none of those are âreal jobsâ, you had to let go? Have you been asked something along the lines of âwould that be able to pay the bills?â when you tried to introduce an idea to people?
A part of you probably still longs for that encouragement that never came. And so youâre doing it for someone else.
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SATAN:
Howâs the life of the "second best" treating you? /lh
Somewhat similar to those who favor Mammon, you were probably used to having someone else take all the credit for who you are.
Ever had a family member brag about your achievements as if they are the sole reason behind your success? Or maybe youâve had an older sibling or a senior that everyone thinks is your âinspirationâ and it made you feel like your own actions are never your own?
You also probably have a type and that type is a man who does the bare minimum. I donât know what to tell you but this is most likely the case. (If itâs not, then good for you. /gen)
âHeâs not being an asshole towards me and he respects my boundaries and he reads??? Sign me the fuck up.â - You, probably. If Iâm wrong, good. But if Iâm right, then you and I need to have a proper talk.
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ASMODEUS:
Your attachment and abandonment issues are showing, bud.
People say that those who favor him are the horny fans but itâs not all there is to it, isnât it?
Is it possible that you find comfort that this conventionally attractive and well-known individual chose you? Is it possible that, out of all the people he could have had, youâre finally the first choice?
Tell me, how many times were you just an option? How many instances did family, friends or potential lovers didnât put you first?
Or maybe youâre the introverted little bean in every room that needs someone else to remind you that youâre actually liked. You need that one person to explicitly tell you that âyes, you are wanted.â before your intrusive thoughts take over and make you believe that youâre just a waste of space.
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BEELZEBUB:
I donât know what to say except you probably just want to take a break from all the physical, mental, or emotional bullshit going on in your life.
You probably need a hug (preferably against soft tits) and want to live the quiet life with little to no stressors once in a while.
He reminds you of peace and simplicity, and thatâs a good thing.
Not sure what you all think but this man is probably the healthiest brother to be biased towards.
I do hope real life for you finally settles down and you get the peace of mind youâve always wanted. You got this.
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BELPHEGOR:
Holy shit, youâre fucked up. Are you okay? For real?
Because if Mammon or Satan are kind of the âneglected guyâ representation, this one is the forgotten left-in-the-attic version. The difference with this though is that youâve probably became numb at one point.
Something inside you probably died a long time ago and you just stopped giving a shit. It could be a good thing or a bad thing, mostly depending on your attitude towards it.
You probably werenât exactly given the biggest responsibilities growing up but, unfortunately, no one expected big things from you because of this â and neither did you.
Also, youâre either a degradee or a degrader. Thereâs nothing in between. I also believe youâre pretty chill but would be willing to set a building on fire when given enough reason to.
ââTHROUGH A RAPISTâS EYESâ (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Reblog this!
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It seems that alot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a
situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world. THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONGâŚ
FYI - Through a rapistâs eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle.
They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women whoâs clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.
3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.
5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.
6] Number three is public restrooms.
7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they donât have to worry about getting caught.
8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isnât worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys youâre not worth it.
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POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:
1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk:
canât believe it is so cold out here, weâre in for a bad winter. Now that youâve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.
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2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said theyâd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she wouldÂ
not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASYÂ target.
3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.
4] If someone grabs you, you canât beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and
armpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.
5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guyâs parts it is extremely painful. You might think that youâll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our
instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and heâs out of there.
6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using
much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, donât dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel
little silly at the time, but youâd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.
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FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL âŚ.
I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go âhmm I must remember thatâ After reading forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.
2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from youâŚ. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or
purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD INÂ THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver wonât see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DONâT DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.
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5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be
hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driverâs side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
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6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYSÂ RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times;Â And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked âfor helpâ into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
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Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and itâs better safe than sorry.
If u have a heart or compassion reblog this post.
âHelping hands are better than Praying Lipsâ â give us your helping hand.
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REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW
ATLEAST PEOPLES WILL KNOW WATS GOIN IN THIS WORLD.
So please reblog thisâŚ.Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.
I hope you all will Reblog. Lets See how many of you really care for this.
Reblog this, I do not care if you said âNoâ cause that will never be the answer. You WILL reblog whether or not you like it, you need to and it can save everyoneâs lives. (Even if you have less or more followers, I do not care.)
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