#ikesen shingen

[oceannyyy]

There are two type of dads 🏖️

[ikesen-smoke]

Leashing your fellow warlord is hard business, that

[cherrykasugayama]

Teacher: Mr. Uesugi, your son got into a fight at school.

Kenshin: Can I join them?

Teacher: WHAT— NO?? This is a middle school?!

Kenshin: Understood. Then I’ll attack his father instead.

Teacher: SIR PLEASE DO NOT ATTACK A PARENT, I’M BEGGING YOU—

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Teacher: Mr. Takeda, your son got into a fight at school.

Shingen: Ah. Are they alright? I must discipline him properly. I can’t let my goddess be disappointed.

Teacher: …Sir, are you disciplining your son for him, or to impress your wife?

Shingen: Both! As you know, my goddess—

Teacher: *sighs and opens drawer, takes out earplugs* Here we go again…

Shingen: —her radiant beauty blesses even the ugliest thing—

Teacher: SIR PLEASE, your kid punched someone.

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Teacher: Mr. Sanada, your son got into a fight at school.

Yukimura: That damn kid! I told him to behave! Now he’s acting like his wild boar mothe— OW!

*MC smacks him from behind.*

Teacher:...

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Teacher: Mr. Sarutobi, your son got into a fight at school. He was attacked.

Sasuke: Is he unharmed? This wouldn’t have happened if you allowed him to bring ground spikes.

Teacher: GROUND— SIR— this is elementary school. Children bring snacks, not weapons!

Sasuke: Traps are snacks for the mind.

Teacher: PLEASE STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.

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Teacher: Mr. Oda, your son got into a fight at school.

Nobunaga: Did he win?

Teacher: … No, he is crying.

Nobunaga: Who attacked him?

Teacher: It was… Uesugi (name).

Nobunaga: … Uesugi.

Nobunaga: That scoundrel must be teaching his son to be as vile as him. Hideyoshi, call everyone. Emergency meeting. We’re picking up my son and crushing the Uesugi.

Hideyoshi: Huh? (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)

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Teacher: Mr. Toyotomi, your son got into a fight at school—

Hideyoshi: WHAT?? IS HE OKAY? DOES HE NEED AN AMBULANCE? SHOULD I CALL AN AMBULANCE?? NO I’M COMING NOW— TELL HIM NOT TO MOVE!!

Teacher: … He just tripped after getting shoved.

Hideyoshi: HE COULD HAVE DIED.

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Teacher: Mr. Date, your son got into a fight at school.

Masamune: Is he hurt?

Teacher: Luckily no.

Masamune: Did he enjoy it? Tell him I'll make something nice when he gets back.

Teacher: Why would— this is second grade, sir, not the UFC! Also please take this seriously!

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Teacher: Mr. Tokugawa, your son got into a fight at school.

Ieyasu: *lets out a tired 40-year-long sigh*

Ieyasu: I knew I should’ve homeschooled him.

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Teacher: Mr. Ishida, your son got into a fight at school.

Mitsunari: Oh no! Is everyone alright?? I’m leaving work now, thank you so much for informing me.

Teacher: … Mr. Ishida is always so nice.

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Teacher: Mr. Akechi, your son got into a fight at school.

Mitsuhide: I know. He is already in the car with me. I'll reprimand him properly.

Teacher: WHAT?! HOW?! WHEN?! HE WAS JUST HERE!

[chevlvrs]

This genre of men

[vampire-cultured]

1st post did not rhink shingen would turn out LikeThat but mire inportarlnly kanetsugus hair id s stupid my little guys usualt look cuter hes too chooped

my fingrs dont feel very good to rype with adter ferawing

[misstsumouse]

...I always thought it was a bit weird how they made the Ikesen MC so painfully oblivious to Japanese history. I mean, I get it to some extent, it's more relatable that way and I guess international players can enjoy the storylines more clearly as well. However, it always made me think: what if it were the opposite?

Maybe it's the genuine history buff in me talking, because at school, I was one of those kids who loved history lessons and never skipped the material. However, I think it would be actually cool if our MC was somewhat similar to Sasuke in terms of historical knowledge. Like recognizing the warlords, or realizing how she changed the course of the events when she saved Nobunaga in the beginning. Or when she meets Kenshin and Shingen in the prologue and realizes they're alive as well, when in reality they shouldn't be.

Or it also makes me think how Ikesen might not be entirely historically accurate on the behavior of some warlords and whichever route you're doing MC debunks it to herself with something like "Oh, that's not how I learnt it in class." or "Well, that's something the books never taught me."

I can also see her panicking, because she changed her original history and when Sasuke tells her they opened an alternative time because both of them saved warlords that should have died long ago, she panics even more. And then like the first few chapters would be about her coming to terms with her concerns about an alternative history she doesn't know how it will end.

Also, imagine how funny it would be if in a few routes where she does end up telling the warlords she's from 500 years in the future, even if Sasuke told her not to, she just pulls a "You should be dead btw." card. Or "You will betray Nobunaga." "You will ally with your enemies." I think it would make a few hilarious scenes.

It would be a different take on the whole game obviously, but I don't think it would be less fun.

Or even if she knew the basic history to some extent, maybe not on Sasuke-level of course, but just the basics about the period to get by.

She would still have all her personality and her Hot Warlords magazine, and I don't think it would take away from her canon profession as a fashion designer either, she would just be more knowledgeable about her history.

But it's not like I'm complaining seriously, I do adore her just as she is, but I think it could have been a fun alternative too.

[voltage-vixen]

Oh my gosh, this is so sweet! 🥹

Interview With a Warlord

[bugsnfish]

There are two kinds of people that Kenshin Uesegi from the hit game Ikemen Sengoku: Romances Across Time likes, which are as follows:

Composed genius

Kanetsugu - stoic, master strategist, scholar, teacher, incredibly loyal, great leader

Sasuke - stoic (not by choice lmao he's so chalant inside), astrophysicist, mastered ninja arts in 4 years, historian for fun

Shingen - also a master strategist, can read people like a book, always has the upper hand

Passionate dumbass

Yukimura - ngl just a normal guy most of the time, so romantically stunted he called the woman he had a crush on a wild boar

Yoshimoto - special interest is anything artsy, saw his clan grow power hungry and thought to fix it by attempting suicide

Mai - feisty and always throws herself in danger, does not hold back in sassing out people two times her size and with swords