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My loves
🐾 Faust = cat energy: swats Vlad’s hand, knocks things over out of spite.
🐾 Charles = dog energy: “PAT ME TOO LORD VLAD!!!” tail wagging.
👑 Vlad = smug owner: loves his dog, tolerates his cat, and is extra pleased he doesn’t have to scoop litter.
Just me making yet another low effort dumb meme because I saw something on Facebook and thought it was funny 😂😂😂
They are bad moms!
Should I make the bad dads lol?
Ikemen Vampire: Guys before the plastic surgery
More Incorrect Cybird Quotes
I picture Yves's handwriting becoming more swooping and grand the longer he writes about his loved ones in his diary. –Edi
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MC vs. History: How One Night at the Mansion Ruined Everyone's Reputation.
Listen up! I recently stumbled across a post by @y4h3l1n and fell down a rabbit hole of awkward historical facts. Honestly, I found stuff that makes it impossible to look at the IkeVamp boys the same way! I know the fandom is quiet right now, but I desperately need someone to write a fanfic based on this!
The Scenario: A grand banquet at the Count’s mansion. Arthur and Dazai somehow get a newspaper from the future and announce the "breaking news": during Napoleon’s autopsy in 1821, a doctor cut off his "relic" (yes, THAT part!), which now gathers dust in a private collection in the USA. While the room roars with laughter and Napoleon is ready to declare war out of pure shame, MC decides: “Oh, really? Hold my drink.” She starts systematically destroying everyone's reputation with facts they’d rather keep in the grave:
Arthur: Unironically believed in the "Cottingley Fairies." Two teens cut out paper fairies, pinned them to bushes, and took photos. Arthur didn't just believe it; he wrote a book about it and spent a fortune proving they were real.
Dazai: Desperately wanted the Akutagawa Prize. When he didn't get it, he harassed the judges with insane letters. After being snubbed a second time, he threw a massive tantrum in the press.
Mozart: Was obsessed with... uhm... "bottom" humor. He wrote letters to his cousin full of dirty toilet jokes and composed a 6-voice canon titled "Leck mich im Arsch" (literally "Lick me in the arse").
Newton: Was so obsessed with light that he once stuck a large needle behind his own eyeball just to see how it affected his vision. He nearly blinded himself out of pure curiosity.
The Count: The immortal enigma who became the face of laxative elixirs and "Violet Flame breathing" courses for online fortune tellers.
Leonardo: A prostration king. When commissioned for a church altarpiece, he stalled for 25 years. The clients sued him, and he still delivered it unfinished.
Vincent: A gift shop brand. Modern students erase their mistakes with erasers shaped like his severed ear.
Theodorus: If he didn't send money on time or (God forbid) tried to date, Vincent would send suicide threats. Poor Theo literally couldn't go on a date without a letter saying: "If you marry, I’ll die in a ditch."
Shakespeare: Half of historians are convinced that he never existed, and that someone smarter wrote for him — aristocrats, a group of poets, or even Queen Elizabeth. Simply because the son of a glove maker supposedly couldn't have been that smart.
Vlad: Became a purple puppet who teaches kids to count. “One stake! Two stakes! Three stakes! Ha-ha-ha!”
Faust: Once, he convinced a group of peasants that if they buried their gold coins in fresh manure, a "golden tree" would grow by morning. While the peasants slept and waited for the miracle, Faust dug up the money from the filth and ran away.
Charles: The fashionista executioner who sold ointments made from the fat of his victims.
Drake: The King of seasickness. His namesake strait is the most stomach-turning place on Earth. Also, Europe's "potato sponsor."
Galileo: His middle finger is on display in Florence, literally flipping off the entire world from his glass case for 300 years.
