#ikevamp shitpost

[natimiles]

Arthur has the best sense of fashion

Even though I'm an Isaac girl, I must admit: Arthur has the best clothes.

Not like he had much competition anyway...

A butler with white shoes in a house full of random pets. And Vincent with these pants, socks, and shoes...

Isaac with his underwear (or second pair of pants?) showing and that random thing covering his butt. Faust with two belts (why?) and... a skirt? (wtf is that? it's not a coat...)

AND WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR CHARLES TO HAVE A FUCKING GUILLOTINE AS AN ACCESSORY????????

Vlad with the atrocious barbed wire as a necklace + the whole pimp looks. Why a scarf around his waist???? Comte with his whole look, from the clip tie to the whole color palette. Also why a jacket and a coat? Is it so cold in Paris?

And the haunting hat *shivers*

[eliilovesu]

aghhhhhhhh what the flip

[itcouldbemia]

When you are nearing the end of Arthur's route and have no idea who to choose next

Like do I want to go with Leonardo next? Shakespeare maybe? Comte? I have no clue

[hafhaff]

I haven't posted in a hot minute but this is too much of a coincidence XD

[vvvavaaa]

Unfortunately my cousin stuck Cpr by Cupcake inside my head and it just won't come out.

But, now imagine if I was in the mansion and I suddenly started singing it. I can already see Mozart crying, Jean praying, Comte disappointed face, Vicent confused face, Theo disgusted expression, Isaac traumatised one, Dazai would do a back up dance, and Napo and Leo just chilling, not really caring. And of course, Sebastian knowing the whole song.

Basically it would be the Chaos in the mansion.

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Arthur would gladly learn the lyrics.

Isaac can already feel that he will be tormented with that song for a while.

One day Vicent would visit Shakespeare villa and would sing it too, Shakespeare obviously would wrote a whole play based on that amazing lyrics 🤪

[monacheesea]

Live footage of shakespeare and theo having tea:

[and-then-she-died-tm]

[aromantic-misguide-to-romance]

Napoleon: *(shows up in the mansion out of the blue one day.)*

Le Comte: imma adopt this