What happens when an aro ace tries to romance characters in otome games and why it's a disaster? No one, I guess. He/him, aro ace (up to 1% gay), Aspie and a cranky millennial. Please refrain from interacting with this blog in a not sfw way.|| HC/Nonfiction masterlist || Discord servers: Ayakashi RR, Obey Me and Lovestruck
Hello, I'm just an average internet headcanon writer. Save for the fact I write for asexual, male or gn MCs, which seems quite rare. Note for OM!: I do not write for N*ghtbringer and will block if I see my posts to the OG tagged as NB 💢
Analysis & headcanons
Devilgram summaries & available Devilgams.
Fanart & fanfiction (on @creations-of-a-certain-no-one)
Fanart reblog blog: @hyolfs-pic-reblog-stash.
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Rules:
SFW interactions only. I block on sight when I see explicit xxx in my notes.
Requests are I suppose open but just a bit (just be specific about MC's pronouns if needed)
(Thank you, @notsafefortum-blr for betareading this short piece!)
The day like every day at Black Army’s Headquarters. Two soldiers guarding the gate, smoking cigarettes, seemingly not paying attention to their surroundings. But once in a while they looked around, as if their trained minds were still on guard, looking for anything unusual. A learnt, completely unconscious habit, obvious only to a similarly trained eye.
“So,” said one of the two soldiers, breathing out the smoke. “What’s up with the Ace recently?”
“What do you mean?”, the other one looked at him without much interest.
“He’s wearing earplugs all the time.”
He looked at his fellow, but the other man just sighed.
“He doesn’t want to lose The Game.”
“…shit. I lost too.”
“So do I, every time I see him, actually. It’s annoying. He makes us all lose.”
“Like if he doesn’t lose whenever he remembers to wear his earplugs,” the man huffed and shook his head.
“Yeah.”
The things have indeed gotten serious for the two weeks he spent with his family. And it was supposed to be a quiet, calm time, as none of the armies made any attempts to ignite any conflicts lately, both busy with their own business after the war of Alice came to an end, giving away the false sense of security.
“It’s so annoying,” his fellow continued, “that our Queen summoned us all to a secret meeting and ordered us to be telling him about The Game every time we see him without his earplugs.”
Thank you all for being a patron of the Wonderful Funny Circus, coming from far and wide for so many years to see our wonderful funny clowns. Since we are the only operating circus that has such wonderful funny clowns, we know how much you come to our circus specifically to see them, and to laugh and have fun in a way that, simply put, no other circus can offer. We have decided to executed the clowns
The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve.
Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.
If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.
Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.
This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!
So basically what this is going to mean is that somebody can spend hours and hours putting together a post, and when someone reblogs it and adds anything at all to it - even if it's just an applause gif or a single emoji or word like "gorgeous!" on an exceptionally stunning piece of art - each of those reblogs becomes its own post, and none of the likes or reblogs that come after will trickle up to the original creator.
It will also mean that if someone has something hateful to say, it will not get back to the original author and they will not be able to respond or clarify or set the record straight. It will make it so that someone can reblog a post and turn it into a vehicle of hate against that original creator, without any recourse for that original creator. It will lead to more toxicity and ridicule and hate on the site.
It will mean that if somebody downstream reblogs a post of mine with a question about some aspect of what I said, I will not be the one answering that question because I will have no idea that it was added.
It will also mean that if someone reblogs a work of art and adds a meme of someone weeping for joy at how beautiful it is, and then that gets reblogged and liked a million times, the original creator will not get any of those notes, and the original post on their blog will still only have 20 notes even if it becomes the most popular piece of art on the entire site.
This is going to utterly obliterate any sense of community that came from engagement with a post. Every reblog that adds anything is going to become an amputation of that post, and a creator will have to actively crawl down every separate reblog chain of every post if they want to try to find out what's happening with their content.
Just FYI everyone, because of this change I will be disabling reblogs on posts where I am sharing my own thoughts and ideas. If it's just a photo set or something I will not disable them, but anything else is going to get disabled because I do not want to feel like I'm putting my work out into the wilderness and have no meaningful way of tracking what's happening to it, and have a reblog suddenly turn it into somebody else's post, and any further engagement go to them.
Because let's be realistic, no one's going to go back through a reblog chain to interact with previous iterations. All of the engagement is going to stick with the current version that is in front of someone, which is cut off and separated from the original creator. If for no other reason than that no one will understand how this new system works, and they're going to (understandably) use the site the same way they always have and expect the same results.
I can think of so many ways that this could be weaponized and used for harmful purposes, and that is the very last thing we need in a world where there is already too much hostility.
Even if things are handled in a well-meaning way by people, it would still make it difficult, if not impossible, for creators to have any ongoing involvement in what happens to their own content once it is out in the wild, and will potentially cut them completely out of the conversation.
If you are as horrified by this change as I am, please do not stay silent. Please give some strong feedback through the feedback form so that the staff can realize how hated this change is.
This is one situation where leaving a comment or re-blogging with complaints is not going to be enough. Please send direct feedback about this to the team through the feedback form. They have said many times that they do not read the comments of their posts. If you do not give actual feedback in the feedback form they will not see it.
aaand it's just about the pie she wanted but didn't buy
that on its own isn't a bad theme, a silly thought and a tiny regret, but up to this point all the stuff he's pushed her to was completely meaningless like... you know... eating something when she's hungry...
he only pushed her towards some extremely tiny whims and she's already completely defeated...?
Hi o/ um, if you're still taking requests, maybe Zero and a male reader putting up decorations for the holidays?, though gender neutral is fine too if you're not too comfortable with that ^^ and if you're not, my bad, hope you're having a lovely day!! (Also, sorry, I didn't know if I had to be on anon or not, so, apologies if I got it the wrong way around ")
SUMMARY: you and zero put up holiday decorations in red army headquarters together.
WARNINGS: none!! :D
COMMENTS: anon you're the best. anon i love you. anon of course i can write you a male reader. thank you for requesting zero i love him
Box after box is brought up out of the Red Army’s storage room as the army prepares for the holidays. King Lancelot had addressed the soldiers himself a few hours prior after waking everyone up at the crack of dawn. He’d stressed the severity of the situation, that the headquarters had been festive and decorated by the time the sun set. He divided everyone up into groups, with Jonah’s group handling the barracks, Edgar’s group handling the outdoors, and Zero's group handling the main interior.
Kyle, looking very happy with himself, was ordered to do as he saw fit after complaining about how he had nobody to lead, so therefore should not have a group.
With a swoosh of Lancelot’s cape, he was gone to make his own preparations for the holiday, and the entire courtyard scrambled to fulfill his orders.
“Oh—! Hold on, that goes over here! That garland wouldn’t match the ones in the other hallway!” you call out, stopping one of Zero’s men as he struggles to wrangle the garland.
“I see...thank you sir!” he salutes you, nearly dropping the garland on the carpet.
Pine needles decorate the floor and you wince when you think about the vacuuming that will follow this decorating session. Still, you gather up the garland in your arms and the soldier goes rushing back for more.
“Do you need any help with that?” Zero asks, popping up behind you.
“No, I’ve got it. Thank you.” you offer him a smile, carrying it over to the stepladder at the far end of the hall. All around you, men are rushing across increasingly messy carpets, shouting orders and inquiries to each other. It would be a bit disorienting if you weren’t already used to this, and you have a feeling that's why Zero’s sticking so close.
He’s so sweet. You really are the luckiest guy in the world.
“Just let me know if you need anything, okay?” Zero says softly, reminding you that he’s always here for you, even if it’s something as trivial as decorating a hallway.
“You’re so sweet.” you find yourself smiling so much your cheeks hurt, and so you lean down to kiss him.
The moment your lips land on his forehead is the moment Zero freezes, his eyes wide and lips parted. You see those parted lips curving up into a smile as you pull away, light and love flooding into his eyes.
“You’re sweeter.” he says in return, offering you a hand when you finish putting up the garland.
Both of you know you don’t need help, but he still offers, and you still take his hand. You used to think being this affectionate with each other was a bit embarrassing, but now that you’re older and you've been with Zero for a while, you know your only real threat is Edgar.
And even then, it’s all out of love.
“No,” you say, leaving no room for argument as you pull your lover into your embrace, “You’re sweeter.”
