#iknowimright

[robin-osc]

„ Ohhh!! Exclusive this, Fake that!!! "

IT'S REAL GUYS. I LITERALLY KEPT SAYING THEY ARE COMING AND I ACTUALLY HAVE PROOF

[roxsmithbm]

Ok so clearly Hannibal is the plot of the first Shrek.

 Let me explain.

Shrek is Hannibal, set in his own lonely ways, being grumpy and all. When!! a jackass donkey (Jack) drags him out for some kind of quest. That’s when he meets Will (princess Fiona) who’s like all good and pretty and nice like a Good Person™ (and also kind of guarded by a dragon Alana). But then the story goes and you start to realise that he/she’s not that damsel in distress you thought she/he was. Hanni/Shrek falls for Will/Fiona kind of because of that and sees that they are so alike !! wow I finally found someone who can understand me! But then!! Will/Fiona deny their nature and try to go back to being a good person/a princess by marrying someone else which is Lord Farquad or Molly. But then our ogre/cannibal just has to come and seek them out (writing a letter IS the Hannibal equivalent of dramatically stopping the wedding) and at that point princess Will Graham realises that he/she was meant to be an ogre/murderer all along and that IT’S BEAUTIFUL and they are beautiful in the eyes of their beloved.

From that we may conclude that what happens post fall is a happy ending, it’s only logical.

credits to @questionablygourmet, this 6 a.m. epiphany came to me reading the Will Graham Love rant.

[homeiswheretheheartisuk-blog]

I’m not being funny but Sandra can f*ck off with her buls*hit, I know she didn't make that pi**ing Bundt cake that we had at her dinner party, DESPITE telling us that she’d ‘whipped it up that afternoon’ who does she think she is fooling! I’m not bitter though ladies, I know my HOMEMADE pavlova is a winner... xxxx

[khirykjlee]

It gives you slight confidence in your approach. If you see nothing look at her second toe it's long huh? Look at her pinky toe ? It's missing 90% of the toe nail. #Iknowimright #yeengottaagree

[yellowflowerevythinks]

SHOW THEORIES (I KNOW I’M RIGHT)

So this is me finally writing down stuff i have figured out from shows i have watched

It started with watching Attack on titan. A show i was not very fond of and only pushed myself to the 4th episode. The reason being I felt the plot was pretty obvious by that point. Titans were once people and they need to eat other people for some kinda purpose likely to become normal again, and its likely that Humans caused this titan problem in the first place. I said this literally when the fourth episode came out and I watched it.

How did i know I was right? Easy

1 episode one already shows not a single titan looks the same. Now this should not be a flag i guess but it really was. In anime as well as manga trying to make everything go as fast as possible in the work place is a must. And these titans ALL had different faces. And other animes I have found with none relevant humanoids or giants will have vague features if any at all. So that was a flag, stating hey they have faces for a reason. Even characters had specific looks. Which made it even more noticeable.

But the dead give away was when the blond character thats friends with Aron...Eeron..Erin? idk the main character who obviously was not gonna die? Yeah him! His Blond best friend’s grandpa who disappeared? He suddenly pops up as a titan to eat his grandson. But Main character the idiot that cant pull his arm in to...ARMIN HIS NAME IS ARMIN...AMG THAT IS...really ironic...was that on purpose?

...Annnnyways.

That’s what made it a complete theory, that not only are they humans, but they attack other humans either because on some level they miss them, or eating humans will cure what ever is wrong with the people that are now titans. And as over zealous as the anime seemed about showing humans are crappy, I figured it would end up being something around the lines of Humans tested on others made this happen for [insert super important reason here] it either went wrong or got out of control and now everyone is in the mess they are in.

(BUT GOSH WOULD I LOVE IT IF IT WAS LIKE ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN OR SOMETHING LEFT FIELD LIKE THAT! LIKE EVIL SUPER SUPER DUPER RACIEST VILLAIN WANTED ONLY GERMANS TO SURVIVE AND THAT'S WHY ITS ALL TAKING PLACE THERE, CAUSE SUPER SICKOS RULE THE WORLD) 

Last thoughts:

I still think its funny not a lot of people I know did not notice it was Armin’s grandpa...

Anywhoozles yes i know its old news just thought it would make a nice start to the  next ones.

SEE YOU NEXT POST!

[xpectmiracles]

This time last year...

Things arnt the same...since that incident. I wonder if it will ever be....

[mmmmeagz]

patience is key.

if you have patience, you have everything.