" the last time i tried to cook, my pot roast ended up on fire and put a hole in my dry wall. i had to hang paintings over it until i could refill the crater. " - arden ( @ilictaffairs )
"Would you like to join me for takeout then?" He didn't want to be rude but he didn't want Arden to go hungry either. It wasn't his problem to be dealt with but the last thing he needed was Leonard getting on his case for being mean to one of his supposed "hook ups." "I'm ordering Chinese. Just let me know what you want and I will put in your order for you. I can help fix your apartment later this evening."













