ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ꜱᴘᴏᴛ

INDEPENDENT DOCTOR SHELDON COOPER | RP 21+ DR SHELDON COOPER OF THE BIG BANG THEORY ADORED BY PENNY. I AM NOT AFFILIATED IN ANYWAY SHAPE OR FORM WITH JIM PARSONS OR THE BIG BANG THEORY. I AM NOT MAKING MONEY OFF THIS AND ONLY WRITING ABOUT THE MISHAPS OF A "SHELDONY" THEORETICAL PHYSICIST. I CLAIM NOTHING BUT MY OWN HEADCANONS AND MY WRITING IS PRECIOUS TO ME, PLEASE DO NOT COPY AND PERSONALS ARE WELCOME TO FOLLOW BUT PLEASE DO NOT REDISTRIBUTE. THANK YOU. JUST TO GIVE A FAIR WARNING SHELDON CAN BE RUDE AT TIMES. HE LACKS CERTAIN SOCIAL CUES AND SAYS WHATEVER WITHOUT REPERCUSSIONS. HE MIGHT OFFEND YOU OR YOUR CHARACTER. BUT ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM AND UNDERSTAND HIM YOU HAVE A DEVOTED FRIEND OR FAITHFUL COMPANION FOR LIFE.

[sheldoney]

NOTE* this is not a canon portrayal. sheldon is basically my little string bean boy theoretical physicist oc with some bbt elements and a dash of young sheldon buuuuuuut I basically created him from scratch. I do not follow BBT or Young Sheldon religiously. I cherry pick. SELECTIVELY. If you are looking for a religious canon coded portrayal this is not the blog for you. He is one hundred percent my own creation and I love him dearly. However, I do hope you wish to follow and write with him. I offer many verses to pick from and if you don't like anything listed we can work something out and make up our own verse!

WHERE IS PENNY/EEVEE?? @itwantsfear ( Pennywise ) THE ROOMMATE AGREEMENT | MEMES | PROMO | HEADCANONS | VERSES | RELATIONS | OPEN STARTERS ↓ ↓ ↓

affiliates: @qu-tipie, @magikborn, @resolutevalor @therelentless, @godclaws, @acceptedrisk, @hollowvictory, @clockchimes, @dreamawoken , @sunnykies, @clairezcorner, @facepeeled, @essentiamortis

all graphics and icons are made by @manoncomms. my dash icon was a gift from @dreamawoken :)

1. I don’t have many rules just one big one. Do not lie to me about your age. If you are underage. I’ll block you. Final word. Wanna know mine? Just ask. I am 21+ I only write with those OF AGE. Discord is mobile and only available for close friends and mutuals only. I DO NOT ROLEPLAY OVER DISCORD. I AM DASH ONLY. If I do hand out my discord I am always invisible or away. Don’t take offense. Leave me a message and I will get to you as soon as I see it! I rely heavily on Tumblr IMs for other communication purposes.

2.I AM NOT A THEORETICAL PHYSICIST. I BS MY WAY AND JUST GO BY THE CANON OF THE BIG BANG THEORY. (kinda sorta not really though I am trying to redeem Sheldon as he was treated terribly and portrayed horribly on the show. He said some things I do not condone or agree with according to TBBT LORE.This is not Jim Parsons’ fault.) BTW GOOGLE IS MY BEST FRIEND. BTW This is a Jim Parsons appreciation blog also.

3. I DO SHIP SHENNY/ I SHIP SHAMY. (SELECTIVELY.) IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SHENNY AS MOST DO IN THE BIG BANG FANDOM DO NOT FOLLOW THIS BLOG. I ALSO HAVE CRACKSHIPS ON THIS BLOG. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM DO NOT FOLLOW THIS BLOG.I also ship Sheldon and Chemistry amongst Muses. Sheldon Cooper is “canonically” asexual and not interested in coitus. But I do write him differently because I don't follow strict canon. I will not be writing smut on here or any s.exual content. I have a separate blog for “spicy” interactions. I will only be giving out the blog to Sheldon’s ships. It is NS.FW. Sheldon is not a cheater or your one night stand. Do not assume so. If you would like to pursue a relationship with Sheldon please talk to me about it beforehand.

4.DO NOT TOUCH SHELDON COOPER AT ALL UNLESS YOU KNOW HIM FIRST AND HAVE KNOWN HIM FOR A WHILE ( PENNY CAN TOUCH HIM ) /ANYONE INVOLVED IN A RELATIONSHIP OR PREESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS CAN TOUCH HIM.

5. DO NOT BULLY SHELDON. ROAST HIM. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. HE HAS BEEN BULLIED ALL OF HIS LIFE AND I WILL SHUT THAT DOWN SO FAST YOU WON’T EVEN BLINK. I WON’T TOLERATE IT AND NEITHER WILL HE.

6.I USE XKIT REWRITTEN. I trim my posts, you don’t have but I will trim yours. It is just a simple click for me. I do not roleplay in the ask box. If you have intentions of continuing a thread please @ me in something. Thank you.

7. I am very picky about who I write with. If I like your writing I will follow you. I don’t expect a follow back but do know I am interested in plotting something with you in the future. I am not a follow for follow. I am here for interactions, simply. If I follow and you do not follow back within two weeks, I will take that as you are not interested in writing with this blog so I will soft block.

8. I have no problem writing in other fandoms. Especially horror/thriller/supernatural/etc...I adore crossovers.

9.I am not always available.Please be patient with me for replies. I do have a life outside of Tumblr. I keep weird hours. If it says I am online, chances are I am not. I am probably by the computer but doing something else.

10. I promise I am friendly. I just like to curate my space. Do not try to involve me in gossip or any of that malarkey, please and thanks.

11. I AM LGBTQ+ MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE LGBTQ+ MY FACECLAIM IS LGBTQ Homophobia, Transphobia, ETC ETC ETC will not be tolerated and you will be blocked if I see it.

12.ICONS & GRAPHICS & HEADCANONS. My icons are made by @butscrewmefirst . Some icons I have gathered from insanejournal and fanpop and altered them slightly. Please use icons or gif icons/small gifs in your replies. My computer takes forever to load large images. All headcanons are my own. Please do not lift anything from this blog. Thank you.

13.EXCLUSIVE & MAINS.As of right now I have certain exclusive canon characters that I will only write with on this blog. I will not write with any other portrayals of Harley Quinn using Samara Weaving  as their faceclaim. I will also not write with other Sheldon Coopers. I am sure you are all tremendous but I prefer not to interact with any other duplicates. If you would like to be a main or an exclusive in Sheldon’s universe please come and speak to me about it.

14. Just letting you know that it puts severe stress and gives me anxiety to have to follow blogs that remake on a whim. If you remake your blog too much I have no choice but to not follow your new blog.

15. Not to sound like a flake but there are times where I may disappear from the dash for weeks on end. I'm trying to be here more and balance everything from my other blogs. The truth is I run out of energy a lot and I forget about replies and other things due to the SSRI's I take. I also get bored with rping for weeks straight and need some other form of stimulation like movies or binging tv shows.

[sheldoney]

So I have been watching Big Bang again, (only seasons 1-5 iykyk) but I think I am gonna come back on here more when Stuart's show makes its debut. I am pretty sure there will be a flock of blogs made for the fandom.

Hope to write some things here soon!

[sheldoney]

"BAZINGA!"

[tina-snow]

I Saw The TV Glow (2024) dir. Jane Schoenbrun

[sheldoney]

I seem to have hit a small snag with Sheldon lately, whether that be the lack of Jim Par.sons content or the fandom as a whole, I just feel like I need to take a step back from this blog and focus on what I am gonna do with him. I will be back but I need some time.

Thank you xx

[sheldoney]

@sialiia || closed starter

"What do you mean I kidnapped this baby? You specifically told me that Bernadette was expecting a baby----Ohhhhh." Sheldon didn't take social cues very well and everything he was told was taken as dead word, he never even bothered to think that what he did was wrong until, he did notice the police chasing him. Now he understands but was it worth the hassle of his gift?

"Well you didn't specify! Now what are we gonna do with this baby?"

[important-cat-pics]

[xalatath]

I wanna fuck you like a centipede

Blogger's Note: Centipedes reproduce by the male leaving a spermatophore (sperm packet) on the ground for the female to pick up - no intercourse is involved.

[busyw0man]

⋆｡‧˚ʚ💋ɞ˚‧｡⋆   𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬  𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞  𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠

send  ‘reverse’ for the sender and  receiver to  swap.  adjust wording as needed!

[  bump  ]  noses  knock,  both  pull  back,  then  immediately  lean  in  again  and  knock  foreheads  instead

[  teeth  tap  ]  teeth  click  together,  followed  by  simultaneous  laughter  that  completely  kills  the  tension

[  breath  ]  one  forgets  how  breathing  works,  pulls  back  too  fast,  then  covers  their  face  in  embarrassment

[  overcommit  ]  one  leans  in  with  way  too  much  enthusiasm  and  almost  topples  them  both

[  eye  contact  ]  one  opens  their  eyes  mid-kiss,  panics  at  the  eye  contact,  and  immediately  turns  away

[  timing  ]  both  lean  in,  both  pull  back,  both  try  again  at  the  exact  wrong  moment

[  hair  in  mouth  ]  loose  hair  gets  caught  between  lips,  forcing  an  awkward  untangling

[  balance  ]  one  stumbles  forward  during  the  kiss,  arms  flailing  before  catching  themselves

[  nose  ]  the  kiss  lands  squarely  on  the  nose  instead,  followed  by  frozen  confusion

[  smile  ]  a  grin  breaks  the  kiss  before  it  even  starts,  ruining  the  moment

[  cheek  ]  nerves  redirect  the  kiss  to  the  cheek  at  the  last  second

[  laugh  ]  a  laugh  slips  out  mid-kiss  and  derails  everything

[  hand  ]  a  hand  reaches  for  the  other’s  waist  and  misses  completely,  grabbing  empty  air

[  hair  ]  fingers  tangle  in  hair  unintentionally,  followed  by  frantic  untangling

[  wrong  angle  ]  they  tilt  the  same  direction  twice  in  a  row  and  just  give  up  for  a  second

[  forehead  ]  pulling  back  leads  to  a  gentle  forehead  collision  instead

[starlitmemes]

More & More! Headcanons

Send some symbols to hear about more in-depth about my muse(s)!

World Views/Experiences †: Did they come from a religious family/culture? ☩: Do they practice any sort of religion? If so, is it the same as their family’s? 📿: Have they ever had a supernatural experience? 💣: Did they ever get caught in a situation because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time? ✨: What motivates them? Is it a deep rooted passion/motivation, or is it something they struggle with from time to time? 💊: Have they ever dabbled in drugs? If so, what kinds? ☣: Have they ever been severely ill? If so, did it leave an effect on their overall health in the long run? 💉: Do they suffer from any sort of chronic illness or bodily fragility? ✪: Have they ever let a rare opportunity slip them by?

Locations 🔅: What’s a place that holds special meaning to them? Why? 💧: Are there any places they avoid? If so, why? 🔥: What’s a place that left them motivated in some fashion? 💋: Where did they have their first kiss? Do they remember who it was with? 🌟: Do they have any places they want to go before they die? For what reasons do they want to go there? 🌙: Where is the most unusual place they’ve fallen asleep at?

People ✘: Who do they detest the most? Do they typically avoid this person or antagonize them? 👊: Have they ever been involved in a physical fight? 💞: What was their first love like? 💔: Have they ever had their heart broken? If so, why or how did it happen? 💍: Have they ever been engaged before? What broke it off if so? 💛: Have they have sex? If not, are there any personal reasons why?

[rpmemes-galore]

muse a: *slathers concealer over muse b*

muse b: ....... what are you doing?

muse a: well, it said to apply it to problem areas, and you're the biggest problem in my life right now, so...

[001x456]

it's called fanfic because it's the fans who fix what canon can't

[iwassentodestroy]

" I mean even if that's the case- which I very much doubt- you have to admit that song fucks hard"

[sheldoney]

"Umm...." He doesn't want to ask her what that means. Honestly he doesn't care but he assumes it's bad. "Yeah, I prefer Michael Jackson to Lady Gaga. Some of her older songs are decent. I guess."

@iwassentodestroy

[iwassentodestroy]

She managed to catch it just in time, and she put it on. It did look great on her, she had to admit that. " Thanks. Is your mother gone now or is she coming back?"

[sheldoney]

"No. She leaves for Texas tomorrow. She'll be back later to fix my favorite, fried chicken." The Batman hoodie did look good on Montana but he would never admit anything like that outloud. "Now that you are properly clothed, would you like to stay for dinner? Just pretend you read the bible and go to church, unless you already do that."

@iwassentodestroy

[iwassentodestroy]

" In my defense I didn't do it on purpose, that's just who I am. I bet she must hate my guts, huh?"

[sheldoney]

"Ohh you better believe she is disappointed in you. Here now cover yourself up with one of my Batman hoodies." He tosses the sweatshirt in her direction.

@iwassentodestroy

[sheldoney]

‘what’s on the menu today? oh, leftovers.’

"No. No leftovers we are going to Disneyland! Get ready to eat some churros and ice cream!"

@iwassentodestroy

[magikborn-movedd-deactivated202]

Sometimes Sheldon killed her. Penny pinched her nose and partially facepalmed. "It's a saying, hunny." Countering his action, she shoved the wonton in her mouth and chewed quickly. "Sweetie, you have a lot to learn." It was amazing how so little escaped him. "What would your momma say?"

@sheldoney

[sheldoney]

"Oh." He said quietly. "Well that's a good thing then. I thought you were a witch." He comments offhandedly as he starts to gather up the leftovers and puts them away on the island. He spins around at that. "Excuse me! "I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, BS, MS, MA, PhD, and ScD. I have learned a lot, missy! And knowing my mother, she would tell me to go to church. Pray for my sins. But church is hokum too."

@magikborn